Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
Three reasons asphalt is better than the sky:
1. Asphalt is better for making roads.
2. Asphalt is low, the sky is really high.
3. The sky has clouds, making it change colors. Asphalt stays one color.
1. Asphalt is better for making roads.
2. Asphalt is low, the sky is really high.
3. The sky has clouds, making it change colors. Asphalt stays one color.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
Three reasons the sky is better than a rhetorical statement:
1. The meaning of the sky is something that can be explored with infinite answers. The meaning of a rhetorical statement is its meaning.
2. A sky can be described by all sorts of adjectives. The only adjective that can describe a rhetorical statement is rhetorical.
3. You can say that the sky is "home of the birds", "the aspiration of man", and all sorts of other fancy descriptions. However, a rhetorical statement will always be a rhetorical statement.
1. The meaning of the sky is something that can be explored with infinite answers. The meaning of a rhetorical statement is its meaning.
2. A sky can be described by all sorts of adjectives. The only adjective that can describe a rhetorical statement is rhetorical.
3. You can say that the sky is "home of the birds", "the aspiration of man", and all sorts of other fancy descriptions. However, a rhetorical statement will always be a rhetorical statement.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
Three reasons a rhetorical statement is better than cheese.
1. You can hear a rhetorical statement. You can't hear cheese unless you drop it on the floor or something like that.
2. You can say a rhetorical statement. You can't say a physical object.
3. You can write a rhetorical statement. You have to draw cheese instead of writing it.
1. You can hear a rhetorical statement. You can't hear cheese unless you drop it on the floor or something like that.
2. You can say a rhetorical statement. You can't say a physical object.
3. You can write a rhetorical statement. You have to draw cheese instead of writing it.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
three reason's why cheese is better than photo frames
1: You can eat cheese, photo frames are unedible
2: Photo frames take up space and clutter up your desk, but if cheese really gets in the way, you can just eat it
3: Cheese is a great help when catching mice, but photoframes are 100% useless to catching mice
1: You can eat cheese, photo frames are unedible
2: Photo frames take up space and clutter up your desk, but if cheese really gets in the way, you can just eat it
3: Cheese is a great help when catching mice, but photoframes are 100% useless to catching mice
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
Three reason why photo frames are better than trees
1. Photo frames cannot crush you if they fall down
2. Photo frames can hold your memories: trees just hold rabid squirrel hoards
3. Photo frames are cheap, but trees are expensive.
1. Photo frames cannot crush you if they fall down
2. Photo frames can hold your memories: trees just hold rabid squirrel hoards
3. Photo frames are cheap, but trees are expensive.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
Three reasons trees are better than the color blue:
1. Trees can grow bananas, unlike the color blue.
2. Trees can grow oranges, unlike the color blue.
3. Trees are good for climbing, unlike the color blue.
1. Trees can grow bananas, unlike the color blue.
2. Trees can grow oranges, unlike the color blue.
3. Trees are good for climbing, unlike the color blue.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
Three reasons why the color blue is better than chocolate.
1. The color blue is prettier than chocolate.
2. The color blue doesn't have any taste so it tastes better than chocolate.
3. The color blue is useful to color the sky and chocolate isn't.
1. The color blue is prettier than chocolate.
2. The color blue doesn't have any taste so it tastes better than chocolate.
3. The color blue is useful to color the sky and chocolate isn't.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
Three reasons why chocolate is better than life:
1. It's chocolate
2. It's chocolate
3. Also, it's chocolate
(Need I say more! )
1. It's chocolate
2. It's chocolate
3. Also, it's chocolate
(Need I say more! )
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
ramagut wrote:Three reasons why chocolate is better than life:
1. It's chocolate
2. It's chocolate
3. Also, it's chocolate
(Need I say more! )
(Out of game: Ooooh, so we're allowed to do something funny like that... Maybe. Is that sort of thing allowed in general for this game? You know, what you did?)
Three reasons life is better than the number 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 (Pi):
1. Pi wouldn't exist if life didn't exist.
2. Numbers wouldn't exist if life didn't exist.
3. Speaking and writing wouldn't exist if life didn't exist, and without those, how would we have numbers?
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
Three reasons why Pi is better than Pie:
1. Fewer calories!
2. Pi is much better for mathematics
3. You can amaze your friends by knowing Pi!!
You will find that we moderators have a good sense of humor, and unless you blatantly break the rules, you can do some funny things!
1. Fewer calories!
2. Pi is much better for mathematics
3. You can amaze your friends by knowing Pi!!
NarnianMonkey wrote:(Out of game: Ooooh, so we're allowed to do something funny like that... Maybe. Is that sort of thing allowed in general for this game? You know, what you did?)
You will find that we moderators have a good sense of humor, and unless you blatantly break the rules, you can do some funny things!
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
Three reasons why Pie is better than Mutton:
1. Pie tastes really good and isn't contained to one variety.
2. If you choose pie, you can have mutton pie, but if you choose solely the mutton, you end up with mutton and no pie with cheese and puff pastry.
2. "Pie" rhymes with more things than "mutton" does, thus aiding the poet greatly.
1. Pie tastes really good and isn't contained to one variety.
2. If you choose pie, you can have mutton pie, but if you choose solely the mutton, you end up with mutton and no pie with cheese and puff pastry.
2. "Pie" rhymes with more things than "mutton" does, thus aiding the poet greatly.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
Three reasons why Mutton is better than mud.
1. Mutton is edible.
2. Mud can get you dirty.
3. Mutton has more letters.
1. Mutton is edible.
2. Mud can get you dirty.
3. Mutton has more letters.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
Three reasons mud is better than neon lights:
1. Mud is not electronic, it's natural.
2. Mud has water, and water is important for your body, right?
3. Mud can't be so bright that it blinds you.
1. Mud is not electronic, it's natural.
2. Mud has water, and water is important for your body, right?
3. Mud can't be so bright that it blinds you.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
Three reasons why neon lights are better than a swimming pool:
1. They come in lots of different colors!
2. Neon lights don't get you wet
3. It's hard to advertise a business with a swimming pool! (Unless that is the business! )
1. They come in lots of different colors!
2. Neon lights don't get you wet
3. It's hard to advertise a business with a swimming pool! (Unless that is the business! )
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
Three reasons swimming pools are better than internet forums:
1. You can swim in a swimming pool.
2. Swimming pools are blue.
3. Swimming pools are made of water.
1. You can swim in a swimming pool.
2. Swimming pools are blue.
3. Swimming pools are made of water.
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Re: Summer Mini Game--Three Reasons
Three reasons Internet forums are better than leaving 99 text messages for your date who stood you up:
1. Careful posting will make you less likely to be construed as a creepy stalker.
2. While it does depend on your particular cell phone messaging plan, chances are, the Internet forum is much cheaper.
3. A PM over an internet forum is far less likely to be deleted by your date's clingy, jealous childhood friend.
1. Careful posting will make you less likely to be construed as a creepy stalker.
2. While it does depend on your particular cell phone messaging plan, chances are, the Internet forum is much cheaper.
3. A PM over an internet forum is far less likely to be deleted by your date's clingy, jealous childhood friend.
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