Three Reasons
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Goats never interrupt swimmers or boaters
2. Goats provide nutritious milk.
3. Goats can keep your grass cut short.
Three reasons mountains are better than ice cream.
2. Goats provide nutritious milk.
3. Goats can keep your grass cut short.
Three reasons mountains are better than ice cream.
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stargazer - Posts: 22030
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Climbing mountains burns calories.
2. Mountains will last your lifetime; a tub of ice cream MIGHT last a week.
3. Mountains don't melt in the sun.
Three reasons why trees are better than laptops.
2. Mountains will last your lifetime; a tub of ice cream MIGHT last a week.
3. Mountains don't melt in the sun.
Three reasons why trees are better than laptops.
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The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Trees provide shade, shelter, edible nuts and fruit, unlike laptops
2. Trees are a beautiful renewable resource run on solar power, unlike laptops which can only photograph them.
3. Trees can be harvested to provide fuel, building materials, food and medicine.
Three reasons why crossword puzzles are better than cats.
2. Trees are a beautiful renewable resource run on solar power, unlike laptops which can only photograph them.
3. Trees can be harvested to provide fuel, building materials, food and medicine.
Three reasons why crossword puzzles are better than cats.
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Re: Three Reasons
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Some days you just make soup.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Crossword puzzles don't require having their litter boxes changed.
2. Crossword puzzles won't decide to walk away from you when you want to play with them.
3. Crossword puzzles won't sit on your computer when you're trying to use it or walk across your keyboard.
Three reasons why apples are better than keyboards.
2. Crossword puzzles won't decide to walk away from you when you want to play with them.
3. Crossword puzzles won't sit on your computer when you're trying to use it or walk across your keyboard.
Three reasons why apples are better than keyboards.
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Apples make a nice crunch sound when you eat them.
2. You can't use a keyboard for pie filling.
3. A keyboard orchard doesn't sound like a very pastoral scene.
Three reasons why ducks are better than kazoos.
2. You can't use a keyboard for pie filling.
3. A keyboard orchard doesn't sound like a very pastoral scene.
Three reasons why ducks are better than kazoos.
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The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
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Re: Three Reasons
1. A story about an ugly duckling is much more interesting than an ugly kazoo.
2. The sounds ducks make aren't nearly as annoying.
3. Ducks can be really pretty; I've never seen a pretty kazoo.
Three reasons why paper is better than calculators.
2. The sounds ducks make aren't nearly as annoying.
3. Ducks can be really pretty; I've never seen a pretty kazoo.
Three reasons why paper is better than calculators.
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: Three Reasons
1. You can use paper for doodling.
2. You can fold a piece of paper into a paper airplane.
3. Origami!!!
Three reasons why juiceboxes are better than crowbars.
2. You can fold a piece of paper into a paper airplane.
3. Origami!!!
Three reasons why juiceboxes are better than crowbars.
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The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Juiceboxes provide nourishment and a variety of flavors
2. Juiceboxes come with entertaining little straws!
3. Juicebox packaging can be turned into fashion purses
Three reasons origami is better than a sailboat
2. Juiceboxes come with entertaining little straws!
3. Juicebox packaging can be turned into fashion purses
Three reasons origami is better than a sailboat
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Re: Three Reasons
1.Origami is a far more economical and cost-effective activity than sailing.
2.Origami does not involve being dunked in the middle of the ocean or anywhere else where a sailing boat might capsize.
3.Origami can be pursued at any time, any place and in all weathers, unlike using a sailing boat.
Three reasons why a dog is better than an economics textbook.
2.Origami does not involve being dunked in the middle of the ocean or anywhere else where a sailing boat might capsize.
3.Origami can be pursued at any time, any place and in all weathers, unlike using a sailing boat.
Three reasons why a dog is better than an economics textbook.
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Ever try to teach an economics textbook to fetch?
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone and usually meet you at the door when you return; econ textbooks just sit on the shelf.
3. Curling up with a dog on your lap just sounds better than trying to relax with a textbook.
Three reasons why the vuvuzela is better than an iceberg.
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone and usually meet you at the door when you return; econ textbooks just sit on the shelf.
3. Curling up with a dog on your lap just sounds better than trying to relax with a textbook.
Three reasons why the vuvuzela is better than an iceberg.
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stargazer - Posts: 22030
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Re: Three Reasons
!. A vuvuzela won't sink ships, unlike an iceberg
2. A vuvuzela can be played all year round, unlike an iceberg.
3. Learning to play a vuvuzela is more entertaining than being stuck on an iceberg.
Three reasons why a golf club is better than a washing machine.
2. A vuvuzela can be played all year round, unlike an iceberg.
3. Learning to play a vuvuzela is more entertaining than being stuck on an iceberg.
Three reasons why a golf club is better than a washing machine.
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Re: Three Reasons
1. A golf club is much, much more portable.
2. A golf club doesn't require electricity to work.
3. You're not likely to ever forget about the laundry you left in your golf club!
Three reasons why breakfast is better than dancing.
2. A golf club doesn't require electricity to work.
3. You're not likely to ever forget about the laundry you left in your golf club!
Three reasons why breakfast is better than dancing.
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Breakfast can include yummy things like bacon and waffles.
2. You can enjoy breakfast even if you've twisted your ankle.
3. You need breakfast in order to have the energy for dancing!
Three reasons why flip-flops are better than duct tape.
2. You can enjoy breakfast even if you've twisted your ankle.
3. You need breakfast in order to have the energy for dancing!
Three reasons why flip-flops are better than duct tape.
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The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Flip-flops are much more comfortable to wear.
2. Flip-flops are much easier to put on.
3. Flip-flops are probably going to be much prettier.
Three reasons why duct tape is better than notebooks.
2. Flip-flops are much easier to put on.
3. Flip-flops are probably going to be much prettier.
Three reasons why duct tape is better than notebooks.
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Duct tape can be used to repair notebooks.
2. Duct tape can (apparently) be used to make warts go away.
3. The "duct" part calls to mind cute, web-footed and feathered friends.
Three reasons why toffee is better than a blowtorch.
2. Duct tape can (apparently) be used to make warts go away.
3. The "duct" part calls to mind cute, web-footed and feathered friends.
Three reasons why toffee is better than a blowtorch.
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