1. Games don't bite.
2. You can put a game on a shelf and ignore it for years; monkeys, you can't.
3. Legal troubles are far less likely with aquiring games than with monkeys.
Three reasons why feet are better than tulip bulbs.
Three Reasons
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Re: Three Reasons
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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Re: Three Reasons
1. You can tiptoe through the tulips with feet, but tulip bulbs need somewhere to be planted.
2. Feet get you everywhere, but tulip bulbs don't go anywhere.
3. You can plant tulip bulbs with feet, and wash them afterwards.
Why is a bowl of hot soup better than a didgeridoo?
2. Feet get you everywhere, but tulip bulbs don't go anywhere.
3. You can plant tulip bulbs with feet, and wash them afterwards.
Why is a bowl of hot soup better than a didgeridoo?
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Re: Three Reasons
1. A bowl of hot soup tastes a lot better.
2. A didgeridoo can't do much to warm you up on a cold night.
3. I can make myself a bowl of hot soup for relatively little expense or effort. The same can't be said for a didgeridoo.
Three reasons why mugs are better than ceilings.
2. A didgeridoo can't do much to warm you up on a cold night.
3. I can make myself a bowl of hot soup for relatively little expense or effort. The same can't be said for a didgeridoo.
Three reasons why mugs are better than ceilings.
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: Three Reasons
1. A cracked mug is more easily replaced.
2. Ceilings don't come with catchy phrases or statements about my desperate need to consume coffee printed on them.
3. If a mug falls down, the worst thing it can do is hurt your foot and ruin your carpet. If the ceiling falls down, you're pretty much dead... so, yeah. Not fun.
3 reasons why wolves are better than kumquats.
2. Ceilings don't come with catchy phrases or statements about my desperate need to consume coffee printed on them.
3. If a mug falls down, the worst thing it can do is hurt your foot and ruin your carpet. If the ceiling falls down, you're pretty much dead... so, yeah. Not fun.
3 reasons why wolves are better than kumquats.
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Cleander - Posts: 805
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Let's face it, wolves are more majestic than kumquats.
2. Wolves have prompted many more turns of phrase (like "lone wolf" or "leader of the pack") than kumquats have.
3. There's a lot more storytelling potential in a story about or involving wolves than involving kumquats.
Three reasons why spoons are better than water.
2. Wolves have prompted many more turns of phrase (like "lone wolf" or "leader of the pack") than kumquats have.
3. There's a lot more storytelling potential in a story about or involving wolves than involving kumquats.
Three reasons why spoons are better than water.
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: Three Reasons
1. You can pick up a spoon with your hand and no other tools.
2. Spoons won't cause structural damage if they fall and sit on your floor.
3. Spoons allow you to eat tasty things like pasta or ice cream.
Three reasons why spiders are better than cake.
2. Spoons won't cause structural damage if they fall and sit on your floor.
3. Spoons allow you to eat tasty things like pasta or ice cream.
Three reasons why spiders are better than cake.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Spiders catch harmful insects.
2. Spiders don't make you fat.
3. A superhero called "Cakeman" would never have been a hit.
Three reasons why armour is better than tables.
2. Spiders don't make you fat.
3. A superhero called "Cakeman" would never have been a hit.
Three reasons why armour is better than tables.
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King_Erlian - Posts: 1663
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Re: Three Reasons
1. You cannot wear tables.
2. Tables only protect you when you hide behind them, with armour you can get out from behind the table and still have protection.
3. You cant joust with tables.
Three reasons why Dragon riding would be better than horse back riding.
2. Tables only protect you when you hide behind them, with armour you can get out from behind the table and still have protection.
3. You cant joust with tables.
Three reasons why Dragon riding would be better than horse back riding.
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Arwen_Daeneri31 - Posts: 414
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Dragons can fly (I've always wanted to fly): ordinary horses cannot.
2. Dragons can protect you by breathing fire, shooting lightning, etc. while you're on their back.
3. Dragon-riding is more unique than horseback riding.
Three reasons why coffee is better than cardboard.
~Wunder
2. Dragons can protect you by breathing fire, shooting lightning, etc. while you're on their back.
3. Dragon-riding is more unique than horseback riding.
Three reasons why coffee is better than cardboard.
~Wunder
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