The Unknown Revealed!

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jun 12, 2018 12:00 am

Brief as possible superhero-style outfits made out of what is left of recycled single-use plastic bag materials.

How do pet animals always know when they are due to go to the vet?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » Jul 04, 2018 6:52 pm

Secretly, they understand every word we say, they just pretend they can't so that we go easier on them.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Liberty Hoffman » Oct 01, 2018 10:49 pm

Someone who wished to be invisible..... :P

Why can't you sneeze with your eyes open?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Oct 04, 2018 6:10 pm

Because your eyes prefer not to see exactly what made you sneeze and where it landed.

Why do you find other mislaid items whilst looking for something needed at the moment?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » Oct 16, 2018 7:28 pm

Because they're only hiding from you when you're looking for them.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Oct 17, 2018 6:19 pm

Because green is the only colour to lure envious people away from what they already have.

Why when in an area where there has been a longstanding drought, does it rain in torrents when an important overseas visitor visits the worst affected area?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Cleander » Oct 31, 2018 9:46 am

Because the important person's stupendous greatness sucks all the air out of the atmosphere, causing a low-pressure system leading to torrential downpours.
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » Dec 09, 2018 4:18 pm

Because you're secretly in a cartoon and it's not funny if you're only delayed once.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby coracle » Dec 11, 2018 3:43 pm

Because we need to practise crying.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby ValiantArcher » Dec 26, 2018 9:59 am

Very carefully!

Why are rainy day so nice to watch from a window?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Dec 26, 2018 6:27 pm

Because to watch from any other place involves puddles, traffic jams, lost umbrellas and getting oneself horribly soaking wet in inappropriate sorts of clothes.

Why do we get hailstones in summer?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby ValiantArcher » Jan 23, 2019 7:55 pm

To remind us that it's not hot everywhere.

Why do colds seem to drag on indefinitely?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » Mar 04, 2019 10:56 am

To make you better appreciate the times you're healthy.

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