The Unknown Revealed!

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jun 12, 2018 12:00 am

Brief as possible superhero-style outfits made out of what is left of recycled single-use plastic bag materials.

How do pet animals always know when they are due to go to the vet?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » Jul 04, 2018 6:52 pm

Secretly, they understand every word we say, they just pretend they can't so that we go easier on them.

Who invented Hide & Go Seek?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Liberty Hoffman » Oct 01, 2018 10:49 pm

Someone who wished to be invisible..... :P

Why can't you sneeze with your eyes open?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Oct 04, 2018 6:10 pm

Because your eyes prefer not to see exactly what made you sneeze and where it landed.

Why do you find other mislaid items whilst looking for something needed at the moment?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » Oct 16, 2018 7:28 pm

Because they're only hiding from you when you're looking for them.

Why is grass green?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Oct 17, 2018 6:19 pm

Because green is the only colour to lure envious people away from what they already have.

Why when in an area where there has been a longstanding drought, does it rain in torrents when an important overseas visitor visits the worst affected area?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Cleander » Oct 31, 2018 9:46 am

Because the important person's stupendous greatness sucks all the air out of the atmosphere, causing a low-pressure system leading to torrential downpours.
Why is one delay always followed by two more when you're in a hurry?
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