Fortunately/Unfortunately
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately you had a sterilizer
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately the a witch stole the sterilizer for the pacifiers.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately, someone had the idea that babies are not dummies and so should grow out of needing to use pacifiers.
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Unfortunately, the babies didn't feel the same way, and threw a temper tantrum
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately, their carers remembered the old-fashioned way of sterilizing anything by boiling such objects in water for five minutes, then letting such objects cool to room temperature in a clean environment.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately, there wasn't any water to boil
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Fortunately, water was available to the community through water tanks shipped in by the government.
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Unfortunately, the water tanks were stolen by talking kangaroos.
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Fortunately, kangaroos smart enough to talk to each other, returned what was left of the water, having learned about a kangaroo cull, staged to stop them repopulating the country.
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Unfortunately, the power cut out during the signing of the peace treaty and without a well-lit photo, the internet didn't believe it happened.
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Fortunately the power company responsible for the power cut actually apologised for its outage and the signing of the treaty was both reported and restaged for the benefit of Internet.
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Unfortunately, word got out that the second signing was faked.
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Fortunately the same people and kangaroos who signed the first treaty also signed the second treaty, and released a statement that the reenactment wasn't a fake.
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Unfortunately, a dragon attack happened and so the news networks were no longer interested in reporting peace treaties.
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