The Unknown Revealed!

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby ValiantArcher » Jan 29, 2014 5:20 pm

Because talking is beneath him.

What colour is the bottom of the ocean?
Then all is silent and the snow falls
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » Feb 05, 2014 9:35 am

Black. And I'm not saying that just because there's no light down there; I'm saying the entire ocean floor is covered in obsidian. ;)

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby King_Erlian » Feb 06, 2014 2:54 am

Because it knows you're watching it and it's deliberately not boiling just to drive you crazy...

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby ValiantArcher » Feb 06, 2014 8:12 pm

When it's a jar! :D

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » Feb 07, 2014 11:03 am

It depends. If he lives on Sesame Street, he counts anything. If not, then he counts the marshmellows in his cereal. ;) (What? Count Chocula was one of my favorite cereals as a kid. :P )

Why is it that in sci-fi, computer voices are almost always feminine? (Like in Star Trek; every computer I can remember speaks with a female voice. :P )
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Feb 07, 2014 3:21 pm

Obviously there has to be a role for women in Sci-fi movies (ahem Star trek) to balance Vulcans like Dr Spock.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ithilwen » Feb 15, 2014 3:37 pm

Because the clouds are ashamed of crying; so they hold in their tears as long as they can, and don't let them out until there's just too much to hold back.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » Feb 16, 2014 2:19 pm

Because it knows that inside it will find food, shelter, and good company. :)

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby King_Erlian » Feb 17, 2014 3:23 am

Because you're human.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby ValiantArcher » Mar 01, 2014 5:01 pm

This is a practical working out of Murphy's Law. ;))

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby King_Erlian » Mar 04, 2014 6:11 am

Well, Coriakin must be feeling blue. :D

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Mar 13, 2014 10:55 pm

The Tardis is a sort of balloon that expands to accommodate whoever is inside it.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Mar 14, 2014 10:46 am

A sheengaroo—bouncy, baaing, fluffy-white cuteness. ;)) (That should be in a book for children or something. :P)

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Aslanisthebest » Mar 14, 2014 1:04 pm

Disinfectant. :P

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Mar 14, 2014 1:17 pm

I'd just stand and stare; I would not believe my eyes. ;)

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Lady Galadriel » Apr 01, 2014 8:16 pm

Pit-pat-pit-pat-mfft.
(Its feet on the ground and its nose sniffing things.) ;;)

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