Three Reasons

[stargazer]

1. Listening to a silent film is often quite boring, and even dangerous to do if you're driving.
2. There's a much bigger selection of audio books to choose from.
3. You can't hear cool accents while listening to a silent film.

Three reasons why a ceiling is better than a computer.

[shastastwin]

1. A ceiling keeps you dry.
2. A ceiling looks lovelier when covered in snow.
3. A ceiling is better for hanging upside down from.

Three reasons why pasta is better than bacon.

[Ithilwen]

1. It tastes better.
2. You can put alfredo sauce on it without people looking at you strangely.
3. It isn't made of animal.

Three reasons why planets are better than suede.


~Riella

[ValiantArcher]

1. Planets aren't criticized the same way suede can be.
2. Planets last longer than suede does.
3. We live on a planet; you can't live on suede.

Three reasons why sweaters are better than tulip bulbs.

[Ryadian]

1. Sweaters keep you cozy and warm
2. Sweaters will last much longer and are available all year round.
3. Sweaters can be really pretty. (Note, I was supposed to compare sweaters to tulip bulbs. )

Three reasons why superheroes are better than pencils.

[King_Erlian]

1. Films about superheroes are usually more interesting than films about pencils.
2. Superheroes wear cool costumes.
3. Pencils are not very good at coming up with witty comments while they save the world.

Three reasons why trains are better than clouds.

[ValiantArcher]

1. Trains run on timetables, whereas clouds can be erratic.
2. You can travel on trains, but you can't travel on clouds (sadly).
3. Trains move faster for longer than clouds.

Three reasons why a book is better than mustard.

[Quinlin]

1. A book can take you to another realm of imagination.
2. Books don't make a mess on your things, unlike pungent, sticky mustard.
3. Books can last a lifetime, whereas mustard, once eaten is gone forever.

Three reasons why pillows are better than pinecones.

[shastastwin]

1. Pillows are softer.
2. Pillows are more fun to use in fights.
3. Pillows do not grow into trees.

Three reasons why reindeer are better than people.

[wolfloversk]

1) Reindeer don't curse you or beat you
2) Reindeer make some of the coolest riding animals
3) Reindeer can pull sleds (but beware of the cliff!)

Three reasons why mud is better than water.

[King_Erlian]

1. Mud makes wonderful slurping noises when you tread in it.
2. Having to walk in mud gives you a good excuse to wear boots.
3. Mud were one of the best bands of the '70s:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQfidTOTsLo
(Sorry, couldn't resist that one)

Three reasons why paint is better than giraffes.

[SummerSnow]

1. Paint can make many things, including giraffes, while giraffes can not make paint or really much of anything else.
2. Paint makes everything colorful.
3. Little kids can't play with giraffes like they can with paint.

Three reasons why hair spray is better than a mile run.

[Quinlin]

1. Hair spray keeps your do nicely arranged for the day.
2. Hair spray often has a fruity smell, while a mile run only leaves you sweaty.
3. It won't take much energy from you to apply some hair spray.

Three reasons why journals are better than doughnuts.

[DamselJillPole]

1. Journalists can list reasons why doughnuts are bad for you.
2. Journals can't eat your feelings.
3. Journals can be your best friend.

Three reasons why the beach is better than pools.

[ValiantArcher]

1. Beaches are larger than pools.
2. You can walk on the sand at a beach.
3. Pool water is chlorinated, while beach water isn't.

Three reasons why hats are better than thermoses.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

1. You can use them as a baseball glove in a pinch.
2. Kittens can sit in them and look cute.
3. They contain no calories.

Three reasons why ponies are better than horses.