The Unknown Revealed!
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!
Because talking is beneath him.
What colour is the bottom of the ocean?
What colour is the bottom of the ocean?
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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Black. And I'm not saying that just because there's no light down there; I'm saying the entire ocean floor is covered in obsidian.
Why does a watched pot never boil?
Why does a watched pot never boil?
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Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Because it knows you're watching it and it's deliberately not boiling just to drive you crazy...
When is a door not a door?
When is a door not a door?
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King_Erlian - Posts: 1663
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When it's a jar!
What does an a count count?
What does an a count count?
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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It depends. If he lives on Sesame Street, he counts anything. If not, then he counts the marshmellows in his cereal. (What? Count Chocula was one of my favorite cereals as a kid. )
Why is it that in sci-fi, computer voices are almost always feminine? (Like in Star Trek; every computer I can remember speaks with a female voice. )
Why is it that in sci-fi, computer voices are almost always feminine? (Like in Star Trek; every computer I can remember speaks with a female voice. )
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Obviously there has to be a role for women in Sci-fi movies (ahem Star trek) to balance Vulcans like Dr Spock.
Why does it never rain unless it pours?
Why does it never rain unless it pours?
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Because the clouds are ashamed of crying; so they hold in their tears as long as they can, and don't let them out until there's just too much to hold back.
Why did a raccoon try to get in my house?
~Riella
Why did a raccoon try to get in my house?
~Riella
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Ithilwen - Posts: 5885
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Because it knows that inside it will find food, shelter, and good company.
Why is it that when I have the most time to get things done, I have the least motivation, and vice versa?
Why is it that when I have the most time to get things done, I have the least motivation, and vice versa?
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Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Because you're human.
When you select a queue at the supermarket checkout, why does your queue always move the slowest?
When you select a queue at the supermarket checkout, why does your queue always move the slowest?
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King_Erlian - Posts: 1663
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This is a practical working out of Murphy's Law.
What colour is a star?
What colour is a star?
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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Well, Coriakin must be feeling blue.
How does the Tardis's "bigger on the inside" work?
How does the Tardis's "bigger on the inside" work?
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King_Erlian - Posts: 1663
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The Tardis is a sort of balloon that expands to accommodate whoever is inside it.
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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A sheengaroo—bouncy, baaing, fluffy-white cuteness. (That should be in a book for children or something. )
If I find a time machine with the dial set to Victorian England, what should I bring along?
If I find a time machine with the dial set to Victorian England, what should I bring along?
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The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
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Disinfectant.
How would you feel if you saw ten million fireflies light up the world?
How would you feel if you saw ten million fireflies light up the world?
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Aslanisthebest - Posts: 5623
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I'd just stand and stare; I would not believe my eyes.
What does the fox say?
What does the fox say?
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The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
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Pit-pat-pit-pat-mfft.
(Its feet on the ground and its nose sniffing things.)
Why are barns almost always colored red?
(Its feet on the ground and its nose sniffing things.)
Why are barns almost always colored red?
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