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Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 23, 2013 8:05 pm

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Why do telemarketers all ring up at dinner time or when you are expecting an urgent phone call?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Ryadian » Jul 24, 2013 11:25 am

It's one of two reasons. 1) They know that you're waiting for an important call (and therefore will pick up the phone.) and/or you're eating dinner (and therefore at home), so they can lure you in. 2) They're calling so constantly that they're bound to call when it's inconvenient.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 24, 2013 1:20 pm

Getting rid of your phone and doing all communication via carrier pigeon. :p

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Varnafinde » Jul 24, 2013 3:01 pm

A day's journey.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby King_Erlian » Jul 25, 2013 4:45 am

Twice as long as half its length.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Aslanisthebest » Jul 25, 2013 9:51 am

I don't know, but I hope that that doggie's for sale. (I do not know where this is from, but I heard this song at a burger restaurant, where I'm usually accustomed tohearing rock, amd I got such a good laugh at the song that it is stuck with me forever.)

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Varnafinde » Jul 25, 2013 10:42 am

It's either "where you last left it" or "wherever it walked away to after you left it alone".

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Nellie of Narnia » Jul 25, 2013 11:47 am

By cracking it on your head seven times. ;)) Ouch!

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby UltimateSchweetWarrior » Jul 25, 2013 6:11 pm

Because "abbreviation" sounds much better than "zlork".

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 26, 2013 9:00 pm

Because almonds, cashews, pecans and macadamias, all of which are certifiably nutty, are more expensive and harder to get than peanuts.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 29, 2013 12:13 pm

Because then you don't end with the expenses of Christmas and New Years.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Pattertwigs Pal » Jul 31, 2013 7:57 am

My guess is she didn't tie the ribbon tight enough.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby UltimateSchweetWarrior » Jul 31, 2013 2:07 pm

Because it's toy insulted it.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Varnafinde » Jul 31, 2013 7:42 pm

To get to the other side.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Aravanna » Jul 31, 2013 8:59 pm

It was a particularly wet and slick morning, and Jill was a particularly malicious friend who enjoyed the pain of others, at least she slipped too while in the act.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Aug 01, 2013 4:05 pm

"Panem et circusenses", according to Juvenal. That is to say, food and entertainment for the masses to keep them content.

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