The Unknown Revealed!
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Whites of eggs fluffed up are essential for delicious meringues, crisp pavlovas with fluffy insides, macarons, interesting omelettes and Royal icing.
Why do telemarketers all ring up at dinner time or when you are expecting an urgent phone call?
Why do telemarketers all ring up at dinner time or when you are expecting an urgent phone call?
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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It's one of two reasons. 1) They know that you're waiting for an important call (and therefore will pick up the phone.) and/or you're eating dinner (and therefore at home), so they can lure you in. 2) They're calling so constantly that they're bound to call when it's inconvenient.
What is the best method for getting rid of telemarketer calls?
What is the best method for getting rid of telemarketer calls?
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Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Getting rid of your phone and doing all communication via carrier pigeon.
How far is it from the East to the West?
How far is it from the East to the West?
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Meltintalle - Ra-pun-z-mel
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A day's journey.
How long is a piece of string?
How long is a piece of string?
(avi artwork by Henning Janssen)
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Varnafinde - Princess of the Noldor and Royal Overseer of the Talk About Narnia forum
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Twice as long as half its length.
How much is that doggie in the window?
How much is that doggie in the window?
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King_Erlian - Posts: 1663
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I don't know, but I hope that that doggie's for sale. (I do not know where this is from, but I heard this song at a burger restaurant, where I'm usually accustomed tohearing rock, amd I got such a good laugh at the song that it is stuck with me forever.)
Where is my hairbrush?
Where is my hairbrush?
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Aslanisthebest - Posts: 5623
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It's either "where you last left it" or "wherever it walked away to after you left it alone".
How do you open a coconut?
How do you open a coconut?
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Varnafinde - Princess of the Noldor and Royal Overseer of the Talk About Narnia forum
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By cracking it on your head seven times. Ouch!
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
"Polly knew at once that it was the Cabby's wife, fetched out of our world not by any tiresome magic rings, but quickly, simply and sweetly as a bird flies to its nest."
(The Magician's Nephew, Chapter 11)
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NW niece to ramagut.
NW Hobbit cousin to coracle.
(The Magician's Nephew, Chapter 11)
Real life daughter to johobbit!
NW niece to ramagut.
NW Hobbit cousin to coracle.
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Nellie of Narnia - Posts: 661
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Because "abbreviation" sounds much better than "zlork".
Why are peanuts called that if they aren't nuts?
Why are peanuts called that if they aren't nuts?
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UltimateSchweetWarrior - Posts: 438
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Because almonds, cashews, pecans and macadamias, all of which are certifiably nutty, are more expensive and harder to get than peanuts.
Why does the financial year end on 30th June and not 31st December?
Why does the financial year end on 30th June and not 31st December?
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Because then you don't end with the expenses of Christmas and New Years.
Why did Lucy Locket lose her pocket?
Why did Lucy Locket lose her pocket?
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Meltintalle - Ra-pun-z-mel
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My guess is she didn't tie the ribbon tight enough.
Why would a cat "yell" at its toy?
Why would a cat "yell" at its toy?
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Pattertwigs Pal - Cookie Queen of NarniaWeb
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Because it's toy insulted it.
Why did Jack jump over a candle stick?
Why did Jack jump over a candle stick?
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UltimateSchweetWarrior - Posts: 438
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To get to the other side.
Why did he go down the hill?
Why did he go down the hill?
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Varnafinde - Princess of the Noldor and Royal Overseer of the Talk About Narnia forum
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It was a particularly wet and slick morning, and Jill was a particularly malicious friend who enjoyed the pain of others, at least she slipped too while in the act.
What's the easiest way to win the loyalty of a nation?
What's the easiest way to win the loyalty of a nation?
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Aravanna - Posts: 6399
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"Panem et circusenses", according to Juvenal. That is to say, food and entertainment for the masses to keep them content.
Why did the Owl and the Pussycat choose a pea-green boat to go to sea in?
Why did the Owl and the Pussycat choose a pea-green boat to go to sea in?
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