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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 15, 2013 7:31 pm

Because someone slipped and chipped their knitting needle, and then went, "HEY! Now I only need one needle to make the yarn sit up and do tricks!" (And then of course, the publishing industry discovered they could sell twice as many pattern books and the rest, as they say, is history.) :p

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Varnafinde » Jul 16, 2013 10:42 am

They go for long walks, and then they get lost (presumably in the forest) and never find their way home. :(

Why do the missing socks mostly go on such walks on their own, leaving their partner behind in the drawer?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Ryadian » Jul 16, 2013 11:43 am

Oh, it's usually over something silly, like he told her she was starting to look stretched out, or she nagged him about gathering up too much lint....

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby UltimateSchweetWarrior » Jul 16, 2013 3:06 pm

Well, the zombie would eat Smarties. It would figure that if a brain makes you smart, Smarties must be similar to one.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby AstroWolfD » Jul 16, 2013 6:41 pm

They are as blue as roses are red :P

Is baseball truly the American pastime?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 17, 2013 10:09 pm

It depends on what you call an American pastime. None of the other countries on the North and South American continents seem as interested as USA in the game baseball, which, without the fancy gear and showmanship, looks uncommonly like softball.

Why is the United States dollar the standard world currency against which all other currencies are measured?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Dinode » Jul 19, 2013 7:19 pm

Because it is widely considered to be the most stable currency.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 20, 2013 4:50 am

About twice as long as a short boat.

What is hardtack?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 20, 2013 5:24 am

Hard tack is a kind of hard biscuit Australian troops were issued with during the Gallipoli campaign of 1915. This kind of hard biscuit had a much longer shelf life than did bread, didn't need refrigeration and soldiers were known to break their teeth on it. I'd prefer Lembas bread myself. :p

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Aravanna » Jul 20, 2013 7:12 pm

How lazy people say tattling I guess. (Also, apparently it has something to do with making doilies.)

How many new words does the Oxford English Dictionary add each year?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Ryadian » Jul 21, 2013 12:13 pm

42. Exactly 42; if they've already reached 42, too bad for any words made after that, and if they don't have 42 yet, they make something up. (How do you think we ended up with floccinaucinihilipilification?)

What does floccinaucinihilipilification mean? ;)
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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 21, 2013 1:42 pm

The act or habit of describing something as worthless

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby ValiantArcher » Jul 21, 2013 2:33 pm

Death and taxes, or so the saying goes. ;))

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 22, 2013 3:59 am

Enjoy being alive, healthy, busy and happy at least once in your life?

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 23, 2013 1:19 pm

Because everyone is either really tired or really bored and you don't feel bad about admitting it after someone else has already done so.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

Postby Varnafinde » Jul 23, 2013 2:33 pm

After they've been laid.

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