Three Reasons
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Leaves are never mistaken for blood.
2. It's less messy jumping in a pile of leaves.
3. Most leaves are green (I like green better).
3 reasons why ketchup is better than gems.
2. It's less messy jumping in a pile of leaves.
3. Most leaves are green (I like green better).
3 reasons why ketchup is better than gems.
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Dinode - Posts: 1691
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Re: Three Reasons
1. You can eat ketchup; I think consuming gems would cause some serious indigestion.
2. Ketchup is a good deal cheaper to come across.
3. You can grow more tomatoes to have ketchup, but you can't do the same for gems.
3 reasons why Staplers are better than Decorative Pillows.
2. Ketchup is a good deal cheaper to come across.
3. You can grow more tomatoes to have ketchup, but you can't do the same for gems.
3 reasons why Staplers are better than Decorative Pillows.
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Aslanisthebest - Posts: 5623
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Re: Three Reasons
1. You can use staplers to fix magazines when they get torn.
2. Staplers take up less room than decorative pillows.
3. Staplers are more fun.
Three reasons why computers are better than marshmallows
2. Staplers take up less room than decorative pillows.
3. Staplers are more fun.
Three reasons why computers are better than marshmallows
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UltimateSchweetWarrior - Posts: 438
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Computers can allow you to do practically anything
2. Marshmallows are really bad for you
3. Computers are bigger
Three reasons why cats are better than dandelions
2. Marshmallows are really bad for you
3. Computers are bigger
Three reasons why cats are better than dandelions
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Cats make good hotwater bottles
2. Cats make good cushions to cuddle up to
3. Conversations with dandelions are one-way, unlike conversations with cats.
3 reasons why playing football is better than mowing the lawn.
2. Cats make good cushions to cuddle up to
3. Conversations with dandelions are one-way, unlike conversations with cats.
3 reasons why playing football is better than mowing the lawn.
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Football gives you more impressive injuries.
2. Mowers are notorious for going crazy and killing people.
3. Mowing the lawn is such a lonely sport.
Three reasons why ostriches are better dancers than ballerinas.
2. Mowers are notorious for going crazy and killing people.
3. Mowing the lawn is such a lonely sport.
Three reasons why ostriches are better dancers than ballerinas.
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WinterStar - Posts: 545
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Re: Three Reasons
1. They have longer necks which make it much easier to give them a more artistic look.
2. Ballerinas can't stick their heads in the sand and balance, while ostriches can.
3. They have built on tutus.
Three reasons why light bulbs are better than snakes.
2. Ballerinas can't stick their heads in the sand and balance, while ostriches can.
3. They have built on tutus.
Three reasons why light bulbs are better than snakes.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. They are not snakes.
2. They are not snakes.
3. They are not snakes.
Three reasons why sweet potatoes are better than doors.
2. They are not snakes.
3. They are not snakes.
Three reasons why sweet potatoes are better than doors.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Ever try to eat a door at Thanksgiving Dinner (or any other time)?
2. Doors are not nearly as good a source of Vitamin A.
3. You can't grow more doors by planting one in the ground.
Three reasons why baseball diamonds are better than alarm clocks.
2. Doors are not nearly as good a source of Vitamin A.
3. You can't grow more doors by planting one in the ground.
Three reasons why baseball diamonds are better than alarm clocks.
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stargazer - Posts: 22030
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Baseball diamonds do not wake you up.
2. You get more exercise running around a baseball diamond than an alarm clock.
3. Baseball diamonds bring people together.
Three reasons why carrots are better than sunscreen.
2. You get more exercise running around a baseball diamond than an alarm clock.
3. Baseball diamonds bring people together.
Three reasons why carrots are better than sunscreen.
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Re: Three Reasons
1) Carrots taste awesome when cooked
2) rabbits like carrot tops
3) carrot plants give good cover for small critters
3 reasons why stuffed animals are better than blankets.
2) rabbits like carrot tops
3) carrot plants give good cover for small critters
3 reasons why stuffed animals are better than blankets.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. It's easier to hug stuffed animals than blankets.
2. Stuffed animals sit upright more easily than blankets.
3. Stuffed animals are better company thank blankets.
Three reasons why water bottles are better than shoes.
2. Stuffed animals sit upright more easily than blankets.
3. Stuffed animals are better company thank blankets.
Three reasons why water bottles are better than shoes.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Water bottles are generally cheaper to replace.
2. No one cares if your water bottle doesn't match your outfit.
3. It doesn't matter if the inside of your water bottle gets wet.
Three reasons why sewing machines are better than cars.
2. No one cares if your water bottle doesn't match your outfit.
3. It doesn't matter if the inside of your water bottle gets wet.
Three reasons why sewing machines are better than cars.
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: Three Reasons
1. You can make clothes with them.
2. One does not have to fuss about them being waxed, washed, and shined.
3. They never get flat tires.
Three reasons why sparkles are better than rocks.
2. One does not have to fuss about them being waxed, washed, and shined.
3. They never get flat tires.
Three reasons why sparkles are better than rocks.
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lover of narnia - Posts: 2636
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Sparkles are significantly cuter.
2. If you throw sparkles on someone, they won't get as upset.
3. If you see a bunch of sparkles descending around you, you expect a fairy. If you see a bunch of rocks descending around you, you expect a rockslide.
Three reasons why platypuses/platypi are better than rainbows.
2. If you throw sparkles on someone, they won't get as upset.
3. If you see a bunch of sparkles descending around you, you expect a fairy. If you see a bunch of rocks descending around you, you expect a rockslide.
Three reasons why platypuses/platypi are better than rainbows.
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: Three Reasons 2PP
1. A platypus can have a secret identity in a TV show; a rainbow cannot.
2. While rainbows are pretty, platypuses/pi are adorable. And adorable wins any day.
3. A platypus is the only semi-aquatic mammal. Rainbows, however, come in many different forms, so a platypus is far more unique.
Three reasons why Firefox is better than Internet Explorer.
2. While rainbows are pretty, platypuses/pi are adorable. And adorable wins any day.
3. A platypus is the only semi-aquatic mammal. Rainbows, however, come in many different forms, so a platypus is far more unique.
Three reasons why Firefox is better than Internet Explorer.
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