What Would You Do, Dearie?

[AstroWolfD]

Fabricate the necessary evidence!

You are thrown in jail for falsifying evidence . WWYDD?

[NarnianMonkey]

Wonder why this thread has been going on the same theme for a while and change it.

You suddenly find yourself in a room filled with evil ninjas with katanas and glowing evil red eyes. Oh, and they also have spiked vibranium armor. Your only tools that you have to fight them are: 1 toothpick, 30 rubber balls, and 1 cherry ice cream cone. WWYDD?

[Dernhelm_of_Rohan]

Use the bouncy balls as a distraction by throwing them at the evil ninja, who are infamous for never being able to resist bouncing rubber. Then I smear the cherry ice cream on the ground to make them slip, and use the toothpick as a climbing spike to get out of the room during the confusion.

Your moves when facing the horde of evil red-eyed ninja so impress the local daimyo (Japanese feudal lord) that he asks you to become one of his samurai. However, to do so will require years of training and a lot of P90-X. WWYDD?

[Katana]

I tell him to forget it because i am already a master of martial arts and i dont need his little fitness class to become so.

The Daimyo gets angry that you are so much cooler then him and challenges you to a dual. WWYDD?

[NarnianMonkey]

Use my teleporter to teleport myself to a random location.

You find yourself teleported into a big room with no doors, no windows, and no obvious way to get out. There aren't any hidden ways to get out like trap doors either. However, there are two objects in the room other than you: A mirror and a wardrobe. Your teleporter just ran out of power, and there isn't any way to power it up in the room. There must be some way out... WWYDD?

[Dernhelm_of_Rohan]

Pfft! Set up answer! Look in the mirror, see whatever I saw. Pull the saw out of the mirror and cut the wardrobe in half. Two halves create a whole, so I crawl through the hole to get out of the room.

You are in the Yukon with your sled dog team and a few supplies. A raging blizzard has stopped you from traveling for the past few days, and is getting worse. Meanwhile, the food and the dogs' tempers are getting short, but you might have enough to last another week and wait out the storm. You know there's a moose trail about four miles away, but trying to get through a blizzard could be suicide. WWYDD?

[wolfloversk]

I'm a wolf we thrive in the cold Risk the blizzard and go in search of more food. Foolhardy perhaps

You have 45 minutes to play your favorite game online, but it has to update (ad that tends to take forever!) WWYDD?

[AstroWolfD]

Risk the blizzard and go in search of more food. Foolhardy perhaps

What a wolf should do .

Hmm... this game (and scenario) you mention sounds familiar... . I'd just have to hope that the internet gremlins would be so kind as to speed up the updating process for once . If it still doesn't finish in time, I'd just let it finish while I'm gone, and play it later. And shout insults at the gremlins .

You are out trick-or-treating in your neighborhood. You knock on the door of a house who's lone occupant has forgotten it is Halloween, and upon seeing your hideous costume, runs inside and calls the police. WWYDD?

[Lucy of Narnia]

I would get away from that house ASAP and continue the search for candy elsewhere.

You are stranded in the middle of the ocean with Percy Jackson. WWYD,D?

[ValiantArcher]

Politely ask him to get me a ride back to land.

You are stuck in a room for 24 hours with my sister Winter. WWYDD?

[starkat]

Ask her tons of questions about crafts and any of her other interests.

You have a bell, a piece of string, and several small pieces of wood. WWYDD?

[NarnianMonkey]

Make a chocolate cream pie out of them and leave the world wondering how I did it.

You suddenly find yourself in a room that has a small aquarium in it. The tools that are near it are: 3 containers of fish food, a wormhole scanner ("now why would someone need one of those to run a fish tank?", you say to yourself), a laser gun ("okay, now that is just plain strange...", you say to yourself), and a sign near the laser gun that says "use in emergencies". You start feeding the fish, when the wormhole scanner's screen says "Alien approaching". So the alien wormholes in, and it seems to be trying to eat your fish. "So that's what the laser gun is for...", you say to yourself. WWYDD?

[ValiantArcher]

Consider whether the alien is only interested in my fish, or looks to be trying to eat me next. If the latter, I would probably try to determine an escape route and defend myself with the laser gun as needed. If the former, well, I'd probably let the alien eat the fish.

Your neighbor calls and asks you to watch his collection of exotic animals while he's on vacation. WWYDD?

[wolfloversk]

Well assuming he has a permit, I'd agree Exotic animals is my specialty

You're taking a road trip with a group of friends, but you all get very very lost and suddenly your car breaks down. There's no town or village in sight WWYDD?

[AstroWolfD]

Use my finely-tuned (still second rate ) wolf sense to figure out approximately where we are. Assuming none of us have cell phones to call for help, I'd probably try setting off the car alarm to attract the attention of anyone within the immediate vicinity. If no one responds, split the group in half, leaving one team to guard the car, the other to start walking down the road looking for assistance.

You are stuck in a department store elevator by yourself after closing time... WWYDD?

[waggawerewolf27]

I normally carry around with me a small LED torch as well as my mobile phone. If the power is off, so that pressing the alarm won't do any good, I can use my torch to check what phone numbers are available in the lift and ring them up using my mobile phone. If all else fails I can ring 000 or, if stranded in USA, 911.

You are visiting a famous tourist site, where, due to a public holiday, there are masses and masses of people around, mostly non-English speaking. Your English-speaking companions are already out of sight and hearing range when you find a pickpocket has taken your wallet. You are now alone and penniless in a foreign city. Worse still, you can't speak more than a few words of the language used there.

WDYDD?