What Would You Do, Dearie?

[ValiantArcher]

Try to ignore the pain, and keep on with the assignment. (Sorry, I have no idea what the game is. )

You're at the zoo, and one of the hippos asks you to come in and scratch his back for him since he can't reach this one spot. WWYDD?

[Lilygloves]

I would get a special back scratcher, reach through the fence with it, and scratch that hippo's back.

A strange man with a blue box says, "I'm the Doctor" and asks you to come with him. WWYDD?

[ValiantArcher]

Very politely say thanks but no thanks. And then wonder which of my friends was responsible for the prank.

You're in the library one day and you realise that all the books around you are coming to life. WWYDD?

[wolfloversk]

Make a run for it... inanimate objects should not come to life

You run outside and right into a walking tree... WWYDD?

[Dernhelm_of_Rohan]

Scream my head off with delight, sit them down for a couple of hours and ask a ton of questions.

You're walking your sister's dog in the park. A random stranger on the street offers you $1,000 cash for the dog, who is infamous in your family for chewing shoes, eating homework and making a mess of the carpet... actually no one but your sister really loves him. WWYDD?

[AstroWolfD]

Unsheathe my sword and ready my shield; it's obviously some sort of warped oak of the Old Forest! .

You are walking alone in the woods on a moonless night, with your flashlight as your only source of light. All of a sudden you trip on a branch, falling and breaking the bulb in your flashlight! WWYDD?

[NarnianMonkey]

I'd probably get out my back-up bulb, and then make a campfire so that I could see even if my back-up bulb went out.

You have just finished your mission to destroy a race of dangerous creatures that lived on the planet SR388. A larva strangely didn't attack you, and it followed you and helped you leave SR388, so you give it to the Galactic Federation research lab on Ceres Station so that they can study it. Seeing that everything is fine, you decide to leave. Then you receive a distress signal. Ceres Station is under attack! WWYDD?
(P.S Just like last time, you win a virtual cookie if you can tell me the game this is referencing.)

[ValiantArcher]

I'd head back to Ceres Station to try to help, while simultaneously calling NarnianMonkey to find out what I should do.

You're walking down a busy street when someone rushes up to you and thrusts a package at you. They're obviously very distressed and they beg you to keep it safe and to tell no one you have it, and then they run off distractedly again. WWYDD?

[wolfloversk]

Hope it's not a bomb or something that was stolen... and probably look and see what's inside

You open the package and discover a child WWYDD?

[AstroWolfD]

See if there is anything on the package that could give me a clue as to where it came from...and do everything I can to try to return the child to it's parents . Of course I'm doing all of this with the utmost secrecy...

After weeks of detective work, you still are having no luck finding the child's parents. WWYDD?

[ValiantArcher]

By that point, I'd probably have become somewhat attached to the child, and therefore would be considering convincing my parents to adopt.

Your parents agree to adopt the child, but right before it can be finalised, a couple claiming to be the child's parents show up. WWYDD?

[Dernhelm_of_Rohan]

Look the couple up and see who they are before possibly calling the police, and get some blood tests taken to prove that they are not the baby's parents.

The blood tests come back showing they are actually the baby's parents, but your research has found that this couple live a very *ahem* colorful lifestyle that is not good for the baby. WWYDD?

[ValiantArcher]

I would try to work out a way for the baby to stay with us at least until the parents could provide a safe environment for the baby.

The parents aren't happy with this idea, and kick up a fuss, threatening custody battles. WWYDD?

[waggawerewolf27]

I would contact the state welfare authorities and explain the whole sorry saga to them, including efforts to find the legal parents, the length of time before they came forward, the care taken of the child and the belated claims for custody of it etc.

The welfare authorities agree to adjudicate but want to know why you didn't contact them or the police in the first place. WWYDD?

[Katana]

Tell the police i try to interact with them as minimally as possible

The authorities begin to question your story WWYDD?

[wolfloversk]

Search for some for of evidence I can use to prove my case....

You fail to find any piece of helpful evidence. WWYDD?