Excuses!

[Ithilwen]

I fell by accident. Sorry.

You took a hammer to all of my brand new CDs!


~Riella

[ramagut]

I wanted to make a shiny mosaic! And you told me that you didn't want these CDs anymore...at least that's what I thought you said!

You took the book I was reading...and it was in a really good part!

[TheGentleWarrior]

Sorry about that! It looked so interesting, I HAD to pick it up as soon as I could and dive into it. I couldn't wait!

You tore my favourite shirt up, and used it for rags!

[Ithilwen]

There was a mess on the floor. I was worried you would slip!

You punched holes in my water bottle.


~Riella

[NarnianMonkey]

The hole puncher came alive and told me that if I didn't punch holes in the water bottle, that it would punch a hole in my tail, and I didn't want that to happen. If you need proof, just ask it if it likes punching holes into things.

You covered me with snow that I couldn't wipe off, then called me a snowmonkey!

[Liberty Hoffman]

you asked me to play with you!! I thought that meant that I could pretend you were a toy?

you turned off the electricity just as I was done with my school paper!! now I have to start all over!!

[wild rose]

there was a short circut, if I had left it on, a fire could have started, I was just looking out for your safety

I was really tired and trying to take a nap, but you kept banging pots and pans in my room!

[Ithilwen]

It was New Years! You have to bang pots and pans on New Years!

You deleted every photo on my computer.


~Riella

[Liberty Hoffman]

well, you filled my shoes with toothpaste. now we're even

you dropped my keys down a well!! now I can't drive my car to work!!

[ramagut]

I've seen you drive--I did you and every other driver a favor!

You made me miss the hockey game that I bought tickets for months ago!

[Liberty Hoffman]

I asked you to come to my graduation ceremony and you didn't want to so I made it easier for you

you dumped apple juice on my favorite book!!

[NarnianMonkey]

The book secretly had some plans to take over the world wrote in invisible ink, so I spilled the orange juice on the part with the invisible ink, tore out the page with the invisible ink, and burned the page. If you want a replacement, I can buy you one.

As I was on my way to recording a football game for people to see on TV, you stole my 3D camera!

[wild rose]

I didn't steal it, I borrowed it, I needed it to record the annual midnight ball, which as you know is far more important that some football game

You poured black ink all over my bed!

[Liberty Hoffman]

sorry! my pen exploded!!

you stepped on my cat!!

[NarnianMonkey]

He offered to give me a \ride on his back, and I accepted. That was me starting to get on. He's fine, he knew my weight.

You beat my living banana to death, burned it alive, and put it on bread and water for the next six weeks!

[wolfloversk]

Lasaraleen ordered me too! I didn't want to face her wrath

You sold me on the slave market in Tashbaan!