The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

[MountainFireflower]

let us have a moment of silence to mourn the old mods.

ok, i'm done.

pickles, anyone?

oh wait. that's a clover.

where are my cheese curls?

[Lady Galadriel]

*hands Mod 14 some cheese curls*

Here. How's that?

[wolfloversk]

GASPETH!!! Our beloved mods! That does it I shall fly off to find them... anyone care to join me? ...Especially anyone with a map?

~FLOW~

[MountainFireflower]

*hands Mod 14 some cheese curls*

Here. How's that?

i suppose it might suffice...

but what about my ranch dressing? cheese curls just aren't the same without it.

i have tons of pickles, but no ranch dressing. phooey.

GASPETH!!! Our beloved mods! That does it I shall fly off to find them... anyone care to join me? ...Especially anyone with a map?

you will never find them. remember what mod 42 said?

you will never find them. not now, not ever.

BWAHAHA, HAHA, HAHA...

we win.

[Silver the Wanderer]

Good afternoon, Rent-A-Mods! I suppose I had better introduce myself since it appears you will be taking over things for a while. My name is GOLD THE WANDERER, and I actually don't wander all that much. I enjoy recreational activities such as doing somersaults and popping bubble wrap. Oh, and I have a collection of empty water bottles in my basement. Want some?

[MountainFireflower]

GOLD THE WANDERER, are you perhaps related to goldilocks? and do you perhaps have any ranch dressing? i can't eat my cheese curls without it.

[Shadowlander]

Bubble wrap? Did someone say Bubble wrap?!? I once played on the MLBWP (Major League Bubble Wrap Poppers) Kansas City Snappers. I was #24, of course, and was League MVP for Most Bubble Popped While Rest Of Team Out On Restroom Break.

It was a great moment for me!

[Silver the Wanderer]

I regret to say that I do not have any ranch dressing, although I will go buy some if it will appease you.

I cannot recall my ancestry much, but I think it likely Goldilocks is perhaps a second cousin of mine twice removed. I believe I have relatives of the aquatic ancestry as well for it seems my fellow NWers have taken to calling me Goldfish.

[Bookwyrm]

Ranch dressing is revolting. It taints your genetic material, making you loathsome to those capable of analyzing you on a genetic level. In other words, you make my ocular receptors hurt with your ranchiness. Please go away.

[MountainFireflower]

GOLD, yes, i am afraid i get most upset when i do not have ranch dressing. you must buy me some or else risk the wrath of MOD 14...



oh, you're related to a goldfish too? really? that must mean we're distant cousins! how quaint!

mod 42, i am afraid i cannot fulfill your request. i'm here to stay.

FOR. EVER.

[Bookwyrm]

Will you still be here after the arsenic I laced your ranch dressing with goes into effect?

[Sonny]

My favorite Mods are StarGzaer and StarKat. Totally awesome Ditto Story collaborators. Wait - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I must go rescue them from the monsters and blood!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[De_De]

Hello Rent-A-Mods! My name is....well you can read it yourselves
I have some advise for you Mods. Don't ever argue on the Forums, if you do that we may too. And you don't want that. Also we may start arguing with you, and then the whole Forum will go crazy. The best place to settle any disagrements is in the Members Chat. There is always someone there who can help you sort things out. Have a wonderful day,
wild_Archer

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

Cheese curls? Cheese curls? I thought everyone knew that cheese PUFFS were superior! . . . And yes, there is a difference.

*Lovingly gazes at the cheesy splendor gracing her signature*

And the old mods would NEVER have badmouthed food products.

[Lady Arwen]

This, is an official statement from Rent-A-Mod.

I demand an explananation! You best not be subjecting our beloved mods to any experiments against their will! For if you are... You shalt have my fangs to deal with... Grrr!!!!

Don't worry, sweet wolf. Your mods have not survived to meet with any experiments. You see, their plane mysteriously went down in flames, then crashed into the ocean. All aboard drowned. While Rent-A-Mod was supposed to only be temporary, we have stepped up to the plate to become NarniaWeb's permanent moderators. Thus, an new regime is starting.

Whoa, hold it a minute, the mods hired them, not the other way around. It's important to remember that. These rent-a-mods are under their orders.

Actually, we aren't. We are your ultimate authority now. There is none who can control us. Your beloved moddies are forever lost.

I'm glad you are here because the old mods were very tedious. It's about time we got some new blood in here.

Movie Aristotle, I must say, members like you make me proud. I salute you, and, once I have assumed all power, will be sure to shower you with prestige and everything else that goes along with it.

Tirian did not like the old mods anymore. Thus the tears and screaming and blood and monsters when they actually arrived at their destination. Their final destination.

Actually, 42, see above. It appears they did not reach their destination, although what a lovely destination that would have been.

Thus, we have official founded the new Narniaweb order. All shall love us or die.

IMPORTANT EDIT

Oh, yes. If you would like to try and pacify us, we may accept offerings of cereal. But it has to be the right kind, the kind that is pleasing to the mods. You may now start presenting your gifts.

[Bookwyrm]

Cheese is disgusting. Rotted dairy products pressed into polygonal shapes. I am grateful I am not human thus not requiring food.