But the Pilgrims of the Order of the Middle Way of Serendipity departeth neither to the right nor to the left. They do instead journey onward in steady peace and serenity toward the Blessed Day, straying not from their ordinary path, yet stooping to caress such treasures as chance casteth by their way. No twain of the Order are alike in their method of journey; some hasten along with hands in pockets, giving only the barest of glances to the cheery baubles they encounter, while others travelleth in leisure and pause often to look and marvel.
And so, dear Pilgrims, no vow is required to belong to this blessed Order, except this-- to thine own self be true. In this Path, however, thou mayest explain thy reasons for looking or not at those things which come thy way.
Translation: If you are neither completely eschewing Dawn Treader spoilers, nor reading/looking at/listening to everything you can find, what is your rationale for your decision?
If thou choosest to share thine treasures which thou shalt find upon thy path, please post not visibly in this thread anything that twould disturb the journey of another.
Instead, thou mayest post links here, with a proper warning as to the "level" of thine spoiler. In keeping with the Mission and Purpose of the Order of the Pilgrims of the Middle Way of Serendipity, I shalt introduce the Spoiler Ranking System:
Level 1: If you have a pulse and you've been on Narniaweb (or in a theater) in the past few months, you've already seen this. Examples: The teaser trailer, pictures that were released months ago.
Level 2: Newly released, but it does not really give away anything we haven't gotten from Level 1 spoilers. Examples: New pictures that aren't too different from what we've already seen, articles about the movie that don't give away plot points.
Level 3: Newly released "minor spoilers" that show how something looks or give away a minor plot point, but don't give away major elements of the movie. Examples: New pictures that show something we haven't previously seen but knew would be in there, articles that reveal minor plot points.
Level 4: Newly released "major spoilers" that give away dialogue, plot points, or other aspects of the movie. Examples: Soundtrack clips, new video clips, pictures that reveal something we didn't previously know.
Please specify both the Level of your spoiler and the medium (still picture, video, audio, article, etc.).
If thou choosest to mention something that might be an "spoiler" to another,
Please put it in such an spoiler box as this.
And now, dearest Pilgrims, have a safe and pleasant journey. I shalt see the upon the Blessed Day as we resort together to the Place of Enlightenment, also known as the neighborhood movie emporium.
(The opening of this thread is courtesy of BERNINBUSH who wrote the opening for Prince Caspian. I updated it a little for Dawn Treader.)
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