Dufflepud Methods Of Doing Things

[Urnus]

In VDT the Magician tells Lucy about various silly things that the Dufflepuds do.

Here are some of my own additions to the list of strange things that Duffers might do.

When cleaning dirty glass cups... chipping through the cup to get to the stuff on the other side.

Hard boiling eggs before incubating them, so that the chickens lay hard-boiled eggs.
That one might be a bit far fetched.

Add your own

-Urnus

[Hermitess of Narnia]

Reading replies on a news article before reading it yourself.

Turning on the car heater in the summer to make it warmer in the winter.

Chewing on ice to prevent the frost from biting you.

*These ideas are all nuts, I don't recommend any of them.

[Gathmandais]

1)Winning a game before you play it.

2)Drying your hands before you wash them to save time afterwards.

3)Crying a few minutes before you go see a sad movie so that you don't miss anything when you watch it.

I can always do #1 because I'm so good.

[kaleidoscopeyes]

Ironing your shirts before you wash them to save the trouble of doing it afterward...Only putting a teensy bit of gas in your car to teach it to do without...wearing glasses to bed so you can see clearly while dreaming...
*i like this game*

[DamselJillPole]

1)Winning a game before you play it.

3)Crying a few minutes before you go see a sad movie so that you don't miss anything when you watch it.

lol. Those sound a lot like me.

I have to keep thinking. I'll edit when i think of some.

[coracle]

Cleaning your teeth before dinner to save time afterwards when you want to go out.

[Aravis Narnia]

- Showering with your clothes on in order to get them washed as well.

- Taking a pill so that you do not grow body hair so that you do not have to shave it.

And someone asked once if I needed to wear glasses while I slept! For real!

[Boy Scout]

Writing a report before you know your topic so you can get it done on time.

[Lady Haleth]

Take a shower before swimming so you won't have to afterwards.
Water the seeds before you plant them.
Take seven baths in one day to save on bathing for the rest of the week.

[Aslans Country]

And someone asked once if I needed to wear glasses while I slept! For real!

Seriously? That's hilarious!
These are all hilarious..

Take a shower before swimming so you won't have to afterwards.

In Japan people actually do take showers before swimming. (and after!)

I feel like I should think up some of my own to make this post valid, but nothing comes to mind..

[aravis_tarkina]

Putting a car on cruise control and getting in the back seat with your friends and let the car do the driving

[Boy Scout]

Trying to drive a car when there is no gas in the car, to save money