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White Witch Recast! (April Fools)

Postby eustacegirl » Apr 01, 2011 5:16 am

We all know Tilda Swinton is getting older and with that, comes less beauty. They want someone more tempting. That is why they picked One life to Live star Bree Williamson. She will now be the White Witch in Magician's Nephew, complete with a romance with Andrew Ketterly.
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Re: White Witch Recast!

Postby Rising_Star » Apr 01, 2011 5:37 am

Naw, didn't you see the news story? Rebecca Black is the Jadis! (Perhaps . . . it isn't confirmed yet.)
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Re: White Witch Recast!

Postby Eustace » Apr 01, 2011 2:05 pm

I thought it was Miley Cyrus! Maybe that was Jadis's sister?
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Re: White Witch Recast!

Postby Ithilwen » Apr 01, 2011 6:23 pm

No, no, you're all wrong. I think you guys are getting a bunch of character mixed up. Rebecca black will be Polly, Miley Cyrus will be the LOTGK, and Jadis will be played by Natalie Portman.

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Re: White Witch Recast!

Postby puddleglum32 » Apr 01, 2011 6:24 pm

Yes i think that is how it will be done.

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Re: White Witch Recast! (April Fools)

Postby starkat » Apr 02, 2011 5:34 am

Happy April Fools!
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