Excuses
Moderator: ValiantArcher
Excuses
To play this game, person one posts a reason for an excuse. The next person then posts an excuse for it, and give another reason for an excuse.
RULES:
1. No posting an excuse that you (or anyone else) have used before.
2. General Forum Rules Apply.
EXAMPLE:
Person 1: You are late for band practice.
Person 2: My guitar broke and I needed to re-tune it.
You broke my vase.
Person 3: I was trying to recapture my pet mouse, Chuckles, because you're deathly afraid of mice, and your vase just got in the way.
You just stepped on my foot!
To start off:
You ate all the plum kuchen I baked today.
RULES:
1. No posting an excuse that you (or anyone else) have used before.
2. General Forum Rules Apply.
EXAMPLE:
Person 1: You are late for band practice.
Person 2: My guitar broke and I needed to re-tune it.
You broke my vase.
Person 3: I was trying to recapture my pet mouse, Chuckles, because you're deathly afraid of mice, and your vase just got in the way.
You just stepped on my foot!
To start off:
You ate all the plum kuchen I baked today.
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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Re: Excuses
Oh, great idea! I think I might have a bit of a talent for this game!
I was feeling depressed, and when I feel depressed, I compulsively eat everything in reach!
You sat on my laptop and crushed it.
I was feeling depressed, and when I feel depressed, I compulsively eat everything in reach!
You sat on my laptop and crushed it.
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Cleander - Posts: 805
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Re: Excuses
I didn't see it because it blended perfectly with the seat cushion.
You spilled grape jelly on my favorite shirt.
~Wunder
You spilled grape jelly on my favorite shirt.
~Wunder
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Wunderkind_Lucy - Posts: 2992
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Re: Excuses
I tripped and your shirt broke my fall.
You let the dog chew on all my shoes.
You let the dog chew on all my shoes.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
–C.S. Lewis
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Arwen_Daeneri31 - Posts: 414
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Re: Excuses
I was too busy to notice you had left all your shoes on the back doorstep when the dog whined in pain, because your shoes disagreed with his insides.
You left the side gate open & now the dog has wandered off.
You left the side gate open & now the dog has wandered off.
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Re: Excuses
I had to answer an important call and forgot to close it.
You left car window open and it rained, now the seats are wet.
You left car window open and it rained, now the seats are wet.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
–C.S. Lewis
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Arwen_Daeneri31 - Posts: 414
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Re: Excuses
Wasn't it just as well the car windows were left open, when the reason for the original wetness happened when I was returning the dog back home to his own backyard?
You didn't put away your golf buggy properly, so the car was scratched when I reverse parked it in the garage.
You didn't put away your golf buggy properly, so the car was scratched when I reverse parked it in the garage.
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Re: Excuses
I thought it was ok where it was, I was in a hurry and just set it down.
You forgot to buy strawberries, so I cant make my strawberry cheesecake.
You forgot to buy strawberries, so I cant make my strawberry cheesecake.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
–C.S. Lewis
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Arwen_Daeneri31 - Posts: 414
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- Gender: Female
Re: Excuses
I couldn't buy strawberries as they seemed to be out of stock right now due to the drought. Could you use blueberries instead?
You used up all our hot water last night when you had that very long shower, now we will have to wait until mid morning before anyone else can have a wash.
You used up all our hot water last night when you had that very long shower, now we will have to wait until mid morning before anyone else can have a wash.
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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- Location: Oz
- Gender: Female
Re: Excuses
You're always telling me not to fall asleep in the bath, so I was saving time by falling asleep in the shower instead.
You left the car's lights on and now the battery's flat.
You left the car's lights on and now the battery's flat.
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King_Erlian - Posts: 1663
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Re: Excuses
The car's battery was already flat yesterday & I need to see you about getting it replaced first.
You didn't buy any torch batteries when shopping, so now the torches are all flat as well.
You didn't buy any torch batteries when shopping, so now the torches are all flat as well.
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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- Location: Oz
- Gender: Female
Re: Excuses
They werent on the list when I went shopping for the blueberries you suggested.
You didn't tell me my brother was coming over.
You didn't tell me my brother was coming over.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
–C.S. Lewis
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Arwen_Daeneri31 - Posts: 414
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- Gender: Female
Re: Excuses
He is coming because he's going to fix all the things that you needed to call someone in to do.
You forgot to take out the trash.
~Wunder
You forgot to take out the trash.
~Wunder
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Wunderkind_Lucy - Posts: 2992
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Re: Excuses
I was busy playing video games I had to get to level 50 so I forgot my chores.
You forgot to mow the lawn.
You forgot to mow the lawn.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
–C.S. Lewis
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Arwen_Daeneri31 - Posts: 414
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Re: Excuses
I mowed the lawn last week, and it has rained since then. Would you like to take a turn mowing the lawn once it stops raining for long enough?
You prepared a cold meat salad for our dinner instead of the baked dinner we all agreed to have.
You prepared a cold meat salad for our dinner instead of the baked dinner we all agreed to have.
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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- Location: Oz
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Re: Excuses
Something went wrong with the stove so I settled for a salad.
You brought home the wrong book, I said Hound of Baskervilles.
You brought home the wrong book, I said Hound of Baskervilles.
It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between.
–C.S. Lewis
–C.S. Lewis
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Arwen_Daeneri31 - Posts: 414
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