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Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Oct 28, 2019 9:13 am
by Arwen_Daeneri31
You now can do so but only with difficulty as you can play the clarinet with one hand and the Harp with the other, it doesn't quite sound the same.

I wish I owned an island.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Oct 28, 2019 10:05 am
by Courtenay
You now own an island... a very, very small island that disappears at high tide.

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I wish I could visit Narnia!

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Oct 28, 2019 10:16 am
by Arwen_Daeneri31
You can now visit Narnia, but only on weekends.

I wish I could visit Camelot.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Oct 28, 2019 3:32 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Yes, you might visit Camelot, having visited the Tintagel ruins. But the time machine you found there doesn't go back in history further than the reign of Athelstan, the first king of all England.

I wish newspapers would report good news for once.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Oct 29, 2019 3:14 am
by King_Erlian
The newspapers report good news for once, but only once, and then it's back to the bad stuff again.

I wish I had superhuman strength.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Oct 29, 2019 4:46 am
by Courtenay
You now have superhuman strength, but as you keep on inadvertently knocking down walls just by leaning on them, breaking chairs when you sit down, pulling doors off their hinges when you open them, snapping mature trees when you brush against them, etc., nobody likes to have you around.

I wish I had power over the weather.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Oct 29, 2019 8:00 am
by Arwen_Daeneri31
You now have power over the weather, but it's only cold weather so now you've plunged the world into a winter wonderland; forever.

I wish I could go to Disney world for free.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Oct 29, 2019 10:53 am
by Courtenay
You can go to Disneyworld for free, but only when it's closed. ;)

I wish I could own a (friendly) dragon!

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Oct 30, 2019 3:08 am
by King_Erlian
You own a friendly dragon, but the amount you're spending on food for it has bankrupted you.

I wish I could travel back to 1871 and meet Gilbert and Sullivan.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Oct 30, 2019 4:18 am
by Courtenay
The wish fairy is having a bit of trouble with her hearing today, so you've just been transported back to 1971 to meet Gilbert O'Sullivan. :D

I wish I could automatically understand every language in the world.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Oct 30, 2019 12:53 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Hurrah! You can understand every language in the world, but the moment you try to speak any of the languages to native speakers, they get grossly offended by your pronunciation.

I wish it would rain on Sunday, all day.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Oct 31, 2019 3:32 am
by King_Erlian
It rains all day on Sunday, but only where I live in England.

I wish I could have a holographic projection of a car to place outside my house in order to stop other people from parking there.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Oct 31, 2019 9:32 pm
by Arwen_Daeneri31
You now have a holographic projection of a car which fools people from a distance, but then it glitches during windy or rainy weather which people begin to notice and park there again.

I wish I owned a castle.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Nov 01, 2019 12:43 am
by waggawerewolf27
Ta Ra, Ta Ra...You own a castle. But it is a ruined castle & to put a roof on it would cost a fortune, to have adequate guttering, lead piping etc and so forth. And that doesn't include the up to date plumbing you'd need to install

I wish there would be no more bushfires to the end of summer.

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Nov 02, 2019 3:05 am
by Courtenay
Hooray, there are no more bushfires to the end of summer... only constant rain, so you end up having to build an ark instead.

I wish the weather in England could be nicer! ;)

Re: Corrupt a Wish

PostPosted: Nov 02, 2019 5:43 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Your wish is granted. But before two or three weeks of really nice weather pass in UK, the inhabitants will start complaining about disastrous droughts & not enough rain to keep the rivers flowing. ;)

I wish I could get my work done more quickly.