Corrupt a Wish

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Oct 11, 2019 1:23 am

You do have a driverless car, but it is propelled by SuperSally, the automated GPS voiceover, who never shuts up, & insists on driving you to places where you don't really want to go, leaving you wishing for a real life proper backseat driver to yell at. =))

I wish I could have new feet without wonky toes.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Cleander » Oct 11, 2019 1:06 pm

You now have new feet- ah, but how to attach them to your body? 'Tis another question entirely!

I wish I could stretch steel.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Arwen_Daeneri31 » Oct 13, 2019 10:39 am

You can now stretch steel! but only a few inches at a time.

I wish I could understand ancient languages.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Cleander » Oct 13, 2019 4:16 pm

...And now you are no longer able to understand or speak any language spoken today.

I wish I could play any instrument like a pro instantly.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Oct 13, 2019 6:03 pm

Yes you can play any instrument like a pro, but it is only one song per instrument that the complaining neighbours really don't want to hear, so for lack of practice in solitary confinement you'll soon forget which song that was per instrument.

I wish I didn't keep forgetting things.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Wunderkind_Lucy » Oct 13, 2019 6:09 pm

You can now remember everything but only for 5 minutes.

I wish I enjoyed exercising.

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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Arwen_Daeneri31 » Oct 13, 2019 8:26 pm

You enjoy exercising now but its at the expense of everything else that you are now neglecting.

I wish I was good at math.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Oct 13, 2019 10:58 pm

Voilà! You are fantastic at maths, so good that famous mathematics geniuses, such as Newton, Einstein or Stephen Hawking might roll in their graves with envy. Unfortunately, at the same time as you so suddenly become expert there is such a wave of tax agents across the world who also become so fantastic, or better, that nobody is really any better off.

I wish I didn't have to worry about taxes & income.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby King_Erlian » Oct 14, 2019 1:20 am

You no longer have to worry about taxes and income, because money has been abolished and everyone is equally poor.

I wish I could do my day job while I'm sleeping.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Courtenay » Oct 15, 2019 3:22 pm

Your day job gets done while you're sleeping! Unfortunately it can only be done if you sleep during the day, so you can only be awake at night and never get to see the sun again.

I wish I could fall in love AND have it requited (the first part has happened to me before, just not the second :D )
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Arwen_Daeneri31 » Oct 18, 2019 8:27 pm

You fall in love, it's requited; but only for a short while. For when summer ends so does the romance.

I wish I was in an episode of EastEnders.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Oct 18, 2019 11:06 pm

Ouch! You really are in an episode of East Enders. Unfortunately, you find out that the episode ends up by everyone in the program, including yourself, having to migrate to Australia, where you all have to take over from the characters in soapies like Home & Away, or worse still, Neighbours...... :ymdevil: =))

I wish I could win the lottery for a change. :D
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Arwen_Daeneri31 » Oct 19, 2019 11:14 am

=)) (Dont think I have seen those.)


Congratulations! you have won the lottery....but you didnt take into account of the others who played and won so its only left you with 200 and that is if there is no tax.

I wish it actually rained cats and dogs.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Cleander » Oct 19, 2019 3:59 pm

It is now raining cats and dogs... you now have Great Danes and bobcats crashing through your roof.


I wish I could walk through walls.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Oct 19, 2019 5:23 pm

Double ouch! Suddenly you did walk through walls, as you wished for. And now you have to rebuild the house because it has collapsed about your ears, & the home insurance company is telling you to be careful about what you wish for next time. :p

Oh how I wish for a nice cool summer with no more bushfires.
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Re: Corrupt a Wish

Postby Courtenay » Oct 19, 2019 10:59 pm

It's a nice cool summer in Oz for once... unfortunately with an unusual amount of rain, so instead of bushfires, there are massive floods.

I wish I could teleport between places whenever I want.
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