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Re: Undictionary
Posted:
May 13, 2018 6:16 pm
by JillPoleFriend
Cheese: moldy milk that human beings call delicious
Define: Bed
Re: Undictionary
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May 14, 2018 2:43 am
by King_Erlian
Bed: Title of Prince Charles' cover version of a Michael Jackson song ("I'm bed, you know I'm bed...")
Define: Milkshake
Re: Undictionary
Posted:
May 14, 2018 9:07 am
by Valiant_Nymph
Milkshake: a cold stew of juice, fruit, milk and the kitchen sink
Define: Mall
Re: Undictionary
Posted:
May 14, 2018 2:22 pm
by JillPoleFriend
Mall: A big building with lots of stuff where go to get into debt
Define: Shoes
Re: Undictionary
Posted:
May 14, 2018 4:34 pm
by Valiant_Nymph
Shoes: things that make my feet sore!
Define: computers
Re: Undictionary
Posted:
May 14, 2018 7:15 pm
by JillPoleFriend
Computers: machines that are secretly taking over the world by getting human beings addicted to them
Define: Sun
Re: Undictionary
Posted:
May 15, 2018 8:26 am
by Valiant_Nymph
Sun: an object the Lady of the Green Kirtle claimed did not exist
Define: moon
Re: Undictionary
Posted:
May 15, 2018 10:20 am
by JillPoleFriend
Moon: a big object in the sky made of cheese
Define: Trees
Re: Undictionary
Posted:
May 15, 2018 12:43 pm
by Valiant_Nymph
Trees: things that attacked Isengard and the Telmarines
Define: Chair
Re: Undictionary
Posted:
May 17, 2018 3:50 am
by King_Erlian
Chair: what posh English people do when they're happy and excited (common people cheer)
Define: armour
Re: Undictionary
Posted:
May 18, 2018 8:19 am
by Valiant_Nymph
Armour: something which the god Hephaestus makes
Define: Soap
Re: Undictionary
Posted:
Jul 04, 2018 6:30 pm
by Ryadian
Soap: A substance that is often colored and flavored to look appealing, even though you are pointedly not supposed to consume it.
Define: Overcast
Re: Undictionary
Posted:
Jul 16, 2018 4:53 am
by King_Erlian
Overcast: Too much bronze in your statue.
Define: blacksmith
Re: Undictionary
Posted:
Jul 16, 2018 1:06 pm
by Ryadian
Blacksmith: A smith who forges exclusively black items.
Define: silence.
Re: Undictionary
Posted:
Jul 19, 2018 2:54 pm
by NarnianMonkey
Silence: A combination of a missile silo and a lance. Sometimes used as a slang term for concepts that are cool in theory, but in practice don't really work.
Define: Quantum
Re: Undictionary
Posted:
Jul 20, 2018 1:03 am
by King_Erlian
Quantum: the art of solving a problem in eleven dimensions and still not understanding the answer.
Define: burglary