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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 14, 2014 5:39 pm

Unfortunately, it's jammed.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby aileth » Jul 14, 2014 6:21 pm

Fortunately, there's plenty of coconut oil to grease it.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 14, 2014 11:00 pm

Unfortunately there aren't any bullets available to use in a Gatling gun.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Ryadian » Jul 15, 2014 10:05 am

Fortunately, rumors about zombies being flesh-eating have been grossly exaggerated, and they're willing to leave you alone if you leave them alone.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jul 15, 2014 2:57 pm

Unfortunately, they consider your mere presence aggravating enough to try to eat you.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Ryadian » Jul 16, 2014 12:16 pm

Fortunately, a ship stops to pick up supplies, and you're able to convince them to take you aboard.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 16, 2014 12:17 pm

Unfortunately, it's a pirate ship and it turns out that you've been shanghaied.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Ryadian » Jul 16, 2014 12:48 pm

Fortunately, the next time the pirates dock, they get into arguments amongst themselves, giving you the opportunity to escape!
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 16, 2014 1:29 pm

Unfortunately, you get trapped in a fishing net as you make your escape.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Ryadian » Jul 16, 2014 7:24 pm

Fortunately, the pirates decide you're just too much work and decide to let you go.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 17, 2014 4:51 am

Unfortunately they have marooned you on a remote uninhabited island off the coast of Chile and it will take years for you to be rescued.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby King_Erlian » Jul 17, 2014 5:47 am

Fortunately, the Pirate Captain feels guilty about marooning you, turns the ship around and rescues you, and makes you an honorary member of the pirate crew.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Ryadian » Jul 17, 2014 11:31 am

Unfortunately, shortly after this, the pirate ship is caught by the authorities, and you're all arrested.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 17, 2014 11:56 am

Fortunately, you fell off the ship right before the authorities took possession of it and found yourself in the company of a group of nice dolphins.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Quinlin » Jul 17, 2014 2:12 pm

Unfortunately, land is miles away, you're tiring quickly from trying to stay afloat, and the dolphins, though lovely soon swim away leaving you alone in the middle of a vast sea.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Ryadian » Jul 18, 2014 10:12 am

Fortunately, you're picked up by a passing boat, which takes you safely back to land.
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