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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 10, 2014 11:32 am

Unfortunately, the person clobbers you over the head and steals your wallet before you can tell them this!
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jul 10, 2014 12:56 pm

Fortunately, they only got away with half of your winnings, leaving you with over a million bucks.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 10, 2014 3:57 pm

Unfortunately the tax department wants 45% of the entire lottery win.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby ramagut » Jul 10, 2014 4:33 pm

Fortunately, before the IRS could take their share, you were able to skip the country and are now relaxing on a beautiful private beach in the Caribbean.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Ryadian » Jul 11, 2014 10:57 am

Unfortunately, someone has found out about your past and all the people who want to find you, and he's blackmailing you.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 11, 2014 11:43 am

Fortunately, you can offer your blackmailer something they want even more than your money--a trip to a chocolate factory.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jul 11, 2014 5:31 pm

Unfortunately, said chocolate factory is out of business for putting rat droppings in their nougat. :ymsick:
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby ramagut » Jul 12, 2014 5:22 am

Fortunately, you have never eaten any of the candy from that chocolate factory.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jul 12, 2014 7:28 am

Unfortunately, you cannot fulfill the blackmailer's wish, and are forced to hand over all of your money.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Ryadian » Jul 12, 2014 9:53 am

Fortunately, the police catch the blackmailer in the act of taking your money, and force him to give it back to you.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jul 12, 2014 10:21 am

Unfortunately, they post your picture in the paper as a part of a news story, and a notorious mad villain named Empress Bianca sees you, learns of your money, and decides to kidnap you.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 14, 2014 7:48 am

Fortunately, you strike up a conversation with your kidnappers and by agreeing to join the business you avoid being turned over to Empress Bianca.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 14, 2014 11:00 am

Unfortunately, the group of kidnappers are already wanted by the law and you're on the run again!
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Ryadian » Jul 14, 2014 2:08 pm

Fortunately, you meet a friendly fisherman, who agrees to bring you to a nearby island where no one who's looking for you will be able to find you.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 14, 2014 3:28 pm

Unfortunately, the island is populated with zombies.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jul 14, 2014 5:12 pm

Fortunately, you have a Gatling gun!
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