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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 15, 2018 10:10 am
by JillPoleFriend
Fortunately you had a sterilizer

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 15, 2018 12:53 pm
by Valiant_Nymph
Unfortunately the a witch stole the sterilizer for the pacifiers.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 15, 2018 6:31 pm
by ValiantArcher
Mod Note: Due to forum policy, please refrain from using copyrighted characters in this game (the Pevensies, the White Witch, etc.). This has now been added to the game rules. Thank you. :)

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 20, 2018 4:00 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Fortunately, someone had the idea that babies are not dummies and so should grow out of needing to use pacifiers.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 21, 2018 7:15 am
by Valiant_Nymph
Unfortunately, the babies didn't feel the same way, and threw a temper tantrum

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 21, 2018 6:17 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Fortunately, their carers remembered the old-fashioned way of sterilizing anything by boiling such objects in water for five minutes, then letting such objects cool to room temperature in a clean environment.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 21, 2018 7:56 pm
by Valiant_Nymph
Unfortunately, there wasn't any water to boil

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 21, 2018 11:03 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Fortunately, water was available to the community through water tanks shipped in by the government.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 22, 2018 6:36 am
by Valiant_Nymph
Unfortunately, the water tanks were stolen by talking kangaroos.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 23, 2018 12:25 am
by waggawerewolf27
Fortunately, kangaroos smart enough to talk to each other, returned what was left of the water, having learned about a kangaroo cull, staged to stop them repopulating the country.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 28, 2018 4:17 pm
by Meltintalle
Unfortunately, the power cut out during the signing of the peace treaty and without a well-lit photo, the internet didn't believe it happened.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 29, 2018 4:09 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Fortunately the power company responsible for the power cut actually apologised for its outage and the signing of the treaty was both reported and restaged for the benefit of Internet.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 20, 2018 10:53 pm
by Movie Aristotle
Unfortunately, word got out that the second signing was faked.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 21, 2018 6:49 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Fortunately the same people and kangaroos who signed the first treaty also signed the second treaty, and released a statement that the reenactment wasn't a fake.













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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Aug 09, 2018 8:37 pm
by Movie Aristotle
Unfortunately, a dragon attack happened and so the news networks were no longer interested in reporting peace treaties.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Aug 12, 2018 5:56 am
by Meltintalle
Fortunately, the attacking dragons were dropping feather pillows.