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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sep 05, 2017 9:42 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Fortunately, the government, being the government, mustered all our armed forces to seize the shuttle and intern the astronauts because they didn't have correctly stamped passports with the correct visas.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sep 11, 2017 6:18 pm
by Movie Aristotle
Unfortunately, the government took three months to do so.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sep 12, 2017 12:02 am
by waggawerewolf27
Fortunately, the shuttle was inoperable because it didn't fit through the driveway and the local police and prison guards had no difficulty imprisoning the astronauts.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sep 13, 2017 6:38 pm
by Movie Aristotle
Unfortunately, the astronauts and the other prisoners now all had to go without supper that night.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sep 13, 2017 7:41 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Fortunately, poor ickle prisoners cannot be treated inhumanely and so the Prison Governor arranged to deliver by helicopter enough pizzas to feed everyone.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sep 25, 2017 9:26 am
by Meltintalle
Unfortunately, once everyone was fed, they discovered that the pizza boxes made good lock-picks and the prisoners and astronauts recovered the shuttle and headed off into outer space where there was no police jurisdiction while the Prison Governor was called up to explain how everything went so very, very wrong while he was in charge.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Sep 25, 2017 2:13 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Fortunately, the prison governor was very relieved to be relieved of his duties, and after pointing out that three months is an unacceptably long wait for the government to organize itself, went off to do something useful like disaster relief.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Dec 22, 2017 11:02 pm
by Movie Aristotle
Unfortunately, one disaster that he couldn't help with was the spaceship crash-landing on a foreign planet.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Dec 23, 2017 6:12 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Fortunately, what happens on a far distant planet, even if it is the same galaxy, to a bunch of runaway astronauts accompanying a mob of convicts, supplied with nothing more than left over pizza, isn't likely to be the problem of anyone back on Earth.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 05, 2018 3:35 pm
by Ryadian
Unfortunately, the inhabitants of that foreign planet discover Earth's apathetic response to this disaster, and begin plotting their revenge.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 05, 2018 3:41 pm
by ValiantArcher
Fortunately, cooler minds prevailed, and earth inhabitants were given a chance to learn about and respond appropriately to the disaster.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 05, 2018 4:28 pm
by Ryadian
Unfortunately, the message informing them of this was mis-translated, and it was believed to be just a cat walking across a keyboard.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 05, 2018 5:57 pm
by Valiant_Nymph
Fortunately, it turned out to be a talking cat, and it corrected the translation.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 06, 2018 6:49 pm
by Meltintalle
Unfortunately, the talking cat then had to deal with becoming a celebrity and having its every move documented by paparazzi.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 06, 2018 8:53 pm
by QueenLucyTheValiant15
Fortunately, the talking cat knew a bunch of normal cats that could help him get away from the crowds.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: May 06, 2018 10:59 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Unfortunately on Earth people were far too interested in talking cats, cats that think they can talk and other cute felines, who never shut up, to be worried about a bunch of exiled prisoners in a land far, far away, and goodness knows where.