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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 03, 2014 4:08 pm
by DiGoRyKiRkE
Fortunately, you get a very swift trial date.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 03, 2014 4:27 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Unfortunately you are kept in prison because you couldn't afford bail.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 03, 2014 6:36 pm
by stargazer
Fortunately it's a low-security facility and your cell is almost comfortable.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 03, 2014 7:37 pm
by Meltintalle
Unfortunately, your window is next to the train tracks and everytime a train goes by you get a country song earworm.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 03, 2014 7:57 pm
by SummerSnow
Fortunately the train provides you with the perfect means of escape.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 04, 2014 1:58 am
by King_Erlian
Unfortunately, the train is delayed due to leaves on the line.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 04, 2014 11:47 am
by DiGoRyKiRkE
Fortunately, the prison at least has good food.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 04, 2014 12:09 pm
by Meltintalle
Unfortunately, food makes you think of why you ended up in prison in the first place.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 04, 2014 12:14 pm
by SummerSnow
Fortunately you consider it to be a worthy cause to be thrown in prison.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 04, 2014 12:16 pm
by aileth
Unfortunately, you may have to go on a hunger strike to prove your point.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 04, 2014 12:20 pm
by SummerSnow
Fortunately the lack of eating gives you very creative ideas for escaping.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 04, 2014 12:22 pm
by Meltintalle
Unfortunately, digging through the wall with a spoon takes longer than you anticipated.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 04, 2014 12:23 pm
by aileth
Fortunately, you have a good deal of persistence.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 04, 2014 12:27 pm
by SummerSnow
Unfortunately a guard catches you after a year of attempted digging.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 04, 2014 12:30 pm
by Meltintalle
Fortunately, the guard is sympathetic to your cause and allows you to impersonate them so you can walk out of prison.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 04, 2014 12:33 pm
by SummerSnow
Unfortunately a random bystander recognizes you from your most wanted poster.