Fortunately/Unfortunately
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately, after dreading his trip through the prisons, the government inspector was offered tea and had a nice day after all.
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Meltintalle - Ra-pun-z-mel
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately there were those in the community who said that the Governor Inspector, the prisoners, and warders weren't supposed to have any enjoyable days in prison.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately, there still weren't a lot of pleasant days in prison for anyone involved.
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately, someone told the prisoners that if people learned to be nice to each other that even in prison life could be much more pleasant for everyone.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately, dinner that night was cold oatmeal, so nobody enjoyed it.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately, one of the prisoners was a reasonably good cook so volunteered to organize better meals
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Unfortunately, he lost his recipe book during a prison break.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately that didn't matter because none of the prisoners could read very well.
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately, though they all tried to remember ingredients for their favorite dishes, they couldn't put together a square meal.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately at least one prisoner remembered watching how his mother cooked nice meals for her family without ever getting the chance to learn to read, herself.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately, the prisoners were in the mood for takeout.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately, the guards also were in the mood to eat take-away dinners, so they organised a supply of microwaveable frozen dinners for everyone.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately, the supply of frozen dinners was spotted from orbit by hungry astronauts who then spent a great deal of time knotting together fishing line and adjusting their orbit speed so that they could purloin the entire stack.
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Meltintalle - Ra-pun-z-mel
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Fortunately, the government established a MacDonald's franchise, to organise feeding the prisoners.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Unfortunately, the astronauts landed their shuttle in the drive-thru.
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