Rigamarole

[Cleander]

... is capable of carrying red stones about on its person; however, upon reaching Cauldron Pool, you discover that you have turned into a...

[Wunderkind_Lucy]

...a donkey. In hopes of finding a cure for your dilemma, you travel across the sea to meet...

~Wunder

[Ryadian]

...your cousins, who use to claim that he had the secret for curing transformations into donkeys (it was a long story, he insisted). However, when you got there, you found out....

[Cleander]

That your cousin had moved to a distant city in the far south. You journeyed in that direction for a day and a night until...

[waggawerewolf27]

...you reached Mawson, an Australian base in Antarctica, where there was enough snow cap to cover the whole continent, like custard on top of the Christmas Pudding, plus hundreds of penguins, some bigger than others.....

[Wunderkind_Lucy]

...that surrounded you, preventing you from continuing your search for your cousin. The penguins carried you to the edge of the ice and threw....

~Wunder

[waggawerewolf27]

..you into the icy water, from whence you were rescued by a passing ice breaker ship delivering supplies for the Italian base in Terra Nova. They thawed you out, & showed you pictures of Antarctica, relatively near the South Pole, where.....

[Cleander]

... you could see the Southern Lights flashing great bars of pink and green in the dark sky. Upon asking how to travel out of Antarctica, you were informed by the captain that...

[waggawerewolf27]

...before you leave Antarctica you must go to the American base at the South Pole to get the proper clearances. On reaching the exact South Pole by helicopter you find on top of it a red....

[Arwen_Daeneri31]

.....nosed reindeer! Apparently Rudolf got lost and requires help reading a GPS that will take him to the north pole. While you do this you realise.....

[waggawerewolf27]

..that to be transported from the South Pole to the North Pol, both of you might need a special freight plane since you still are a donkey & Rudolph is a reindeer ..

[Arwen_Daeneri31]

....Both of you will need to find those bipeds called humans in order to get to a freight plane and so you....