NarniaWeb Community Forums

*coughtheyshouldbeunrelatedcough*

1. It's easier to whack burglars over the head and do damage with tapes.
2. They're less shiny, so you won't get distracted from watching your movie by the pretty colors.
3. You can pull the film out of tapes and use it as rope if you're stranded on a desert island. CD's are only good for frisbees which I guarantee you'll lose in the ocean or up a coconut tree.

Three reasons why a bucket of coal is better than a pen.

1. A bucket of coal can fuel a stove or heater
2. A bucket of coal can be traded for money, if necessary, unlike a pen
3. A piece of coal from the bucket would be just as useful as a pen to write with.

Three reasons why a paid up electricity account is better than a diamond ring

1. A paid up electricity account means the debt collectors won't be hounding you.
2. A paid up electricity account here means I will get the discount for paying on time.
3. A paid up electricity account means my electricity will stay on, and I can keep warm, fed and entertained.

Three reasons why a hot water bottle is better than an electric blanket.

Wow, this is a tough one.

1. They are smaller.

2. You don't need electricity to run them.

3. You can drink from them after they cool off.

Three reasons why tomatoes are better than blocks.

1. Tomatoes won't hurt you if someone throws one at you.
2. They taste better than blocks.
3. Tomatoes are far more versatile than blocks. You can make so many different meals using tomatoes!

Three reasons why NarniaWeb is better than a fence.

1. NarniaWeb can open your horizons, fences do just the opposite.
2. NarniaWeb isn't boring, whereas fences are made of boards.
3. NarniaWeb took a lot less post hole diggers, nails and blisters to create and maintain.

Three reasons why a pile of dirt is better than a rainy day.

You can make mud balls and throw them.

You can plant flowers.

Dirt smells good when it gets wet.

3 Reasons why Horses are better then Robin Hood

1. We can verify that horses exist and have existed in the past, Robin Hood is a much more slippery character
2. Robin Hood comes in greens and browns, horses come in 'blacks and bays, dapples and greys...'
3. There is a larger and more varied selection of literature available on the subject of horses so you won't run out of books as quickly.

Three reasons why Robin Hood is better than electricity.

1. Robin Hood is more adventurous than electricity.
2. You can really get into Robin Hood, there's nothing interesting with electricity.
3. Robin Hood comes with horses, electricity doesn't!

Three reasons why cell phones are better than markers.

I can still color on my phone.

I can call my family.

My phone won't leave any marks of ink.

3 reasons why Pinecones are better then Jellybeans.

1. Pinecones can make trees.

2. They make better pranks when placed on chairs.

3. You almost always know what color a pinecone will be.

Three reasons why 70% is better than paper towels.

1. 70% doesn't fall apart when wet, being an abstract concept
2. 70% means you're almost done, and when you want a paper towel you have 100% of your task ahead of you
3. 70% is also far more exciting than a paper towel

Three reasons why molasses is better than an airplane.

1. Molasses can be stored on a shelf rather than in a large hangar.
2. Molasses doesn't require lots of maintenance to keep in working order.
3. Molasses can be used to flavor food items, like cookies or bread. A wing or propeller sticking out of a cookie isn't very appetizing.

Three reasons why paper is better than an ocean.

1. You can draw on paper.
2. You can't drown in paper.
3. I'd love to see you try making a paper airplane with the ocean.

Three reasons why Duck Tape is better than blankets.

1. You can stick things to the wall with it
2. You can make someone quite if they're being too loud
3. It's smaller and lighter than a blanket

Three reasons why ships are better than pillows

1. A ship will (usually) float, while pillows will sink if you're on it.
2. It makes pretending to be a pirate more convincing.
3. It's sturdier than a pillow.

Three reasons why light bulbs are better than newspapers.