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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 05, 2013 6:20 pm
by Dinode
1. Muffins are (usually) tasty.
2. Muffins won't freeze you to death.
3. I've never heard of a thunder muffin.

3 reasons why Night Furies are better than potatoes.

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 06, 2013 1:37 pm
by UltimateSchweetWarrior
1. Night Furies are cool.
2. Night Furies are dragons.
3. Night Furies are cute.

Three reasons why hugs are better than pigs.

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 06, 2013 9:59 pm
by waggawerewolf27
1. Hugs make you feel popular unlike the proverbially unpopular pork chops in Jerusalem
2. Hugs make you feel appreciated, wanted and special
3. Hugs tell you that other people care how you feel

Three reasons why pigs are much better than bushfires

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 07, 2013 12:12 pm
by Meltintalle
1. Pigs are edible
2. Pigs can be picked up and moved somewhere else if they are in the way
3. If you invest in pigs, you may receive a return on your investment.

Three reasons why snow is better than cookies.

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 07, 2013 2:04 pm
by De_De
1. You can make snowmen out of snow
2. Snow is prettier
3. Snow falls from the sky

Three reasons why skirts are better than pants

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 07, 2013 4:09 pm
by Varnafinde
1. Skirts are prettier because they can be made with flowers
2. Skirts twirl better when you do pirouettes
3. Skirts are better for carrying things in

Three reasons why shirts are better than mousetraps (to choose things that really are unrelated, as the rules say)

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 07, 2013 4:17 pm
by waggawerewolf27
1.Shirts can protect you from injury from mousetraps
2.Shirts can keep you warm in winter, unlike mousetraps
3.You can wear a shirt, but not a mousetrap, to a job interview

Three reasons why a birthday cake is better than a blue tie.

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 07, 2013 5:16 pm
by TheGentleWarrior
1. You can eat birthday cake.
2. You can decorate a birthday cake, not a blue tie
3. Birthday cake is far more delicious than a blue tie!

Three reasons why owls are better than violins.

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 07, 2013 7:42 pm
by Varnafinde
1. You don't need to tune the owls.
2. In some (fictional) societies, you can use the owls to send mail.
3. Owls can (in those same societies) become pets (violins have a different relationship to their owners).

Three reasons why embroidery is better than sunsets.

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 07, 2013 7:57 pm
by Aravanna
1. Bats don't come out after an embroidery is done. They're known to do that after a sunset.
2. Embroidery is more time consuming if you're waiting for the next Narnia movie.
3. Embroidery can be sold for cold hard cash. You can't sell sunsets.

Three reasons why chainsaws are better than umbrellas.

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 07, 2013 9:37 pm
by stargazer
1. It's really hard to cut down a tree with an umbrella!
2. Chainsaws make a fun noise that serves as a background on shows like Red Green.
3. Umbrellas tend to get blown inside-out in the wind. Chainsaws just keep cutting.

Three reasons why rivers are better than eagles.

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 08, 2013 2:00 am
by waggawerewolf27
1. Rivers provide essential transport links
2. Rivers can be dammed for a water supply
3. Eagles cannot live without water supplied by rivers

Three reasons why a good dinner is better than a charm bracelet

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 08, 2013 2:08 am
by Varnafinde
1. A good dinner is more filling when you're hungry
2. A good dinner tastes better
3. You can invite someone to share a good dinner

Three reasons why woolen underwear is better than thunderstorms

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 08, 2013 8:00 am
by Meltintalle
1. Woolen underwear is quiet whereas thunderstorms are difficult to ignore
2. Woolen underwear comes in a variety of colors
3. Woolen underwear is warm and cozy but thunderstorms make you cold and wet.

Three reasons why dogs are better than lollipops

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 08, 2013 9:52 am
by TheGentleWarrior
1. Dogs aren't sticky like lollipops
2. Lollipops only last for awhile, while a dog makes you happy for years in a row!
3. You can't play with lollipops.

Three reasons why wallets are better than stained class.

Re: Three Reasons 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 08, 2013 12:42 pm
by Ryadian
1. Wallets are practical.
2. You can store all kinds of things in wallets; you can't store anything in stained glass.
3. Wallets are portable.

Three reasons why pianos are better than metal bars.