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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Dinode » Jul 05, 2013 6:20 pm

1. Muffins are (usually) tasty.
2. Muffins won't freeze you to death.
3. I've never heard of a thunder muffin.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby UltimateSchweetWarrior » Jul 06, 2013 1:37 pm

1. Night Furies are cool.
2. Night Furies are dragons.
3. Night Furies are cute.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 06, 2013 9:59 pm

1. Hugs make you feel popular unlike the proverbially unpopular pork chops in Jerusalem
2. Hugs make you feel appreciated, wanted and special
3. Hugs tell you that other people care how you feel

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 07, 2013 12:12 pm

1. Pigs are edible
2. Pigs can be picked up and moved somewhere else if they are in the way
3. If you invest in pigs, you may receive a return on your investment.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby De_De » Jul 07, 2013 2:04 pm

1. You can make snowmen out of snow
2. Snow is prettier
3. Snow falls from the sky

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Varnafinde » Jul 07, 2013 4:09 pm

1. Skirts are prettier because they can be made with flowers
2. Skirts twirl better when you do pirouettes
3. Skirts are better for carrying things in

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 07, 2013 4:17 pm

1.Shirts can protect you from injury from mousetraps
2.Shirts can keep you warm in winter, unlike mousetraps
3.You can wear a shirt, but not a mousetrap, to a job interview

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby TheGentleWarrior » Jul 07, 2013 5:16 pm

1. You can eat birthday cake.
2. You can decorate a birthday cake, not a blue tie
3. Birthday cake is far more delicious than a blue tie!

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Varnafinde » Jul 07, 2013 7:42 pm

1. You don't need to tune the owls.
2. In some (fictional) societies, you can use the owls to send mail.
3. Owls can (in those same societies) become pets (violins have a different relationship to their owners).

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Aravanna » Jul 07, 2013 7:57 pm

1. Bats don't come out after an embroidery is done. They're known to do that after a sunset.
2. Embroidery is more time consuming if you're waiting for the next Narnia movie.
3. Embroidery can be sold for cold hard cash. You can't sell sunsets.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby stargazer » Jul 07, 2013 9:37 pm

1. It's really hard to cut down a tree with an umbrella!
2. Chainsaws make a fun noise that serves as a background on shows like Red Green.
3. Umbrellas tend to get blown inside-out in the wind. Chainsaws just keep cutting.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 08, 2013 2:00 am

1. Rivers provide essential transport links
2. Rivers can be dammed for a water supply
3. Eagles cannot live without water supplied by rivers

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Varnafinde » Jul 08, 2013 2:08 am

1. A good dinner is more filling when you're hungry
2. A good dinner tastes better
3. You can invite someone to share a good dinner

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 08, 2013 8:00 am

1. Woolen underwear is quiet whereas thunderstorms are difficult to ignore
2. Woolen underwear comes in a variety of colors
3. Woolen underwear is warm and cozy but thunderstorms make you cold and wet.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby TheGentleWarrior » Jul 08, 2013 9:52 am

1. Dogs aren't sticky like lollipops
2. Lollipops only last for awhile, while a dog makes you happy for years in a row!
3. You can't play with lollipops.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Ryadian » Jul 08, 2013 12:42 pm

1. Wallets are practical.
2. You can store all kinds of things in wallets; you can't store anything in stained glass.
3. Wallets are portable.

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