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1. Sharks can attack small young whales.

2. Sharks have an excellent sense of smell.

3. They are used as mascots more often.

Three reasons why cows are better than the color blue.

1. Cows give milk when alive, which can be used to make cheese.
2. You can't eat the colour blue.
3. Cows are living creatures whose care and maintenance provides employment.

Three reasons why it is better to have a working torch than a bangle?

1. A working torch is really useful when the power goes out.
2. Torches are helpful when camping.
3. Torches can be left in Narnia.

Three reasons why fireworks are better than chickens.

1. They sparkle

2. They are colorful

3. And they are special, because they come only once a year.

3 reasons why Oatmeal is better then a Wool coat?

1. Oatmeal is yummy.
2. You can eat oatmeal for breakfast.
3. There is no harm in putting maple syrup on oatmeal.

Three reasons why pickles are better than laughing.

1. Pickles don't make you tired.
2. Pickles are more appropriate after funerals.
3. You can't eat a laugh.

Three reasons why hopscotch is better than brain surgery.

1. Hopscotch doesn't require a hospital stay.
2. You don't feel terrible before, or after playing hopsotch.
3. You can do anything while playing hopscotch, not so with brain surgery.

Three reasons why peacocks are better than lightbulbs.

1. Peacocks are generally more energy efficient.
2. If you flip on a light cockroaches might run everywhere, if you flip on a peacock, it will mostly just be annoyed landed on it.
3. Peacocks are also less likely to start a house fire, but don't leave a peacock in a room with an open flame please.

Three reasons why leaky faucets are better than learning french.

1. You can't lose

2. You don't have to put anything away afterwards

3. You can dream

3 reasons why cheese is better then a bowling ball.

1. A Cheese sandwich will keep you fed, but a bowling ball won't.

2. You can be more sociable sharing a plate of cheese and cracker biscuits than sharing a bowling ball

3. Cheese makes a good flavouring and garnish on many dishes the family can enjoy.

Three reasons why it is better to have a mirror than a golf ball?

1. You can travel to fictional parallel universes through a mirror (e.g. "Alice Through The Looking Glass"). To my knowledge, no-one has ever travelled to a fictional parallel universe through a golf ball.

2. With a mirror, you can re-enact the scene in VDT where Lucy looks in the mirror and imagines she's Susan. A golf ball is not much use in this situation.

3. Mirrors rarely get lost at the bottom of streams. Golf balls invariably do.

Three reasons why music is better than a lift/elevator?

1. An elevator would not be enjoyable with out it.

2. There are many different kinds of music to choose from.

3. You can sing to the music

3 reasons why Shoes are better then Hockey

1. You don't have to wear a ton of padding with shoes.
2. Shoes won't hit you in the face like a hockey puck might.
3. Shoes don't involve the freezing cold or slipping on ice!

3 Reasons why meatballs are better then duct tape.

1. They taste better.
2. Meatballs won't get stuck to you!
3. Their also good for flinging across the table at a sibling!

3 Reasons why muffins are better than rain.