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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby ValiantArcher » Jul 03, 2013 3:02 pm

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Dinode » Jul 03, 2013 7:58 pm

1. Sharks can attack small young whales.

2. Sharks have an excellent sense of smell.

3. They are used as mascots more often.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 03, 2013 11:51 pm

1. Cows give milk when alive, which can be used to make cheese.
2. You can't eat the colour blue.
3. Cows are living creatures whose care and maintenance provides employment.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby stargazer » Jul 04, 2013 11:41 am

1. A working torch is really useful when the power goes out.
2. Torches are helpful when camping.
3. Torches can be left in Narnia. ;))

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby 7chronicles » Jul 04, 2013 1:39 pm

1. They sparkle

2. They are colorful

3. And they are special, because they come only once a year. :)

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby UltimateSchweetWarrior » Jul 04, 2013 2:41 pm

1. Oatmeal is yummy.
2. You can eat oatmeal for breakfast.
3. There is no harm in putting maple syrup on oatmeal.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Movie Aristotle » Jul 04, 2013 2:53 pm

1. Pickles don't make you tired.
2. Pickles are more appropriate after funerals.
3. You can't eat a laugh.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby TheGentleWarrior » Jul 04, 2013 5:13 pm

1. Hopscotch doesn't require a hospital stay.
2. You don't feel terrible before, or after playing hopsotch.
3. You can do anything while playing hopscotch, not so with brain surgery.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Aravanna » Jul 04, 2013 8:09 pm

1. Peacocks are generally more energy efficient.
2. If you flip on a light cockroaches might run everywhere, if you flip on a peacock, it will mostly just be annoyed landed on it.
3. Peacocks are also less likely to start a house fire, but don't leave a peacock in a room with an open flame please.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Ryadian » Jul 04, 2013 9:35 pm

1. A leaky faucet can be resolved much more quickly.
2. Knowing how to fix a leaky faucet is a useful skill just about anywhere; learning French is only useful in French-speaking places.
3. No one will ever accuse you of sounding pretentious if you have a leaky faucet.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby 7chronicles » Jul 05, 2013 12:12 am

1. You can't lose

2. You don't have to put anything away afterwards

3. You can dream

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 05, 2013 12:21 am

1. A Cheese sandwich will keep you fed, but a bowling ball won't.

2. You can be more sociable sharing a plate of cheese and cracker biscuits than sharing a bowling ball

3. Cheese makes a good flavouring and garnish on many dishes the family can enjoy.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby King_Erlian » Jul 05, 2013 1:21 am

1. You can travel to fictional parallel universes through a mirror (e.g. "Alice Through The Looking Glass"). To my knowledge, no-one has ever travelled to a fictional parallel universe through a golf ball.

2. With a mirror, you can re-enact the scene in VDT where Lucy looks in the mirror and imagines she's Susan. A golf ball is not much use in this situation.

3. Mirrors rarely get lost at the bottom of streams. Golf balls invariably do.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby 7chronicles » Jul 05, 2013 1:57 am

1. An elevator would not be enjoyable with out it.

2. There are many different kinds of music to choose from.

3. You can sing to the music

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby TheGentleWarrior » Jul 05, 2013 10:58 am

1. You don't have to wear a ton of padding with shoes.
2. Shoes won't hit you in the face like a hockey puck might.
3. Shoes don't involve the freezing cold or slipping on ice!

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby DancingPrincesses » Jul 05, 2013 5:10 pm

1. They taste better.
2. Meatballs won't get stuck to you!
3. Their also good for flinging across the table at a sibling! :D

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