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1. Cars can be used to travel from point a to point b. Clouds cannot.
2. Cars come in many different colors. Clouds only come in a few, and they change what color they are when they feel like it. Want purple and orange clouds in the afternoon? Too bad! Want a purple and orange CAR in the afternoon? Go ahead! You can paint it whatever color you want, whenever you want!
3. Cars are much less likely to cause you to have to change your schedule. Clouds can cause rain, which often results in schedule changes. And who wants to have to change their schedule because of bad weather, amiright?

Three reasons why the moon is better then a cheeseburger.

1. The moon has lasted much longer than any cheeseburger.
2. You can't see anything by the light of a cheeseburger (and if you couldn't, it wouldn't be very nice).
3. There has never been a space mission to land on a cheeseburger.

That was a fun one, NarnianMonkey!

Three reasons why hippos are better than salads.

1. Hippos are higher up the food chain than salads.
2. Hippos can swim. Salads can't.
3. Hippos are too heavy to be lifted up, yet they can move. Salads are light enough that you can pick them up, yet somehow, they're too lazy to move. What gives?

Three reasons why cameras are better than the " " emoticon.

1. Cameras don't turn into gobbledegook when loaded in non-Windows systems.
2. I can see a camera without my glasses.
3. A camera is something you can give as a birthday or Christmas present which would be well-received.

Three reasons why electric fans are better than polkas.

1. Electric fans will keep you cooler in the summer than polkas.
2. Music isn't an important part of running an electric fan.
3. It's much easier to buy an electric fan than a polka.

Three reasons why spaghetti is better than a tin can.

1. Spaghetti is biodegradable, whereas tin cans are not.
2. Spaghetti can be softened in a common kitchen, but tin cans require specialized furnaces.
3. Spaghetti can be fit into tight spaces, but tin cans are too rigid and bulky.

Three reasons why the internet is better than Dr. Pepper.

1. Drinking a Dr Pepper doesn't teach you new things. The internet, however, has near-endless amounts of knowledge, allowing you to learn a LOT.
2. The internet has video games. It's hard to get a video game just by drinking a Dr Pepper.
3. The internet has cat videos. Name the last time that a Dr Pepper has had anything half as cute as the best of those.

Three reasons that grilled cheese sandwiches are better than robots.

1. Grilled cheese sandwiches are so much faster to make than a robot.

2. I mean, we've all heard about when robots will take over the world, but
who ever heard of a grilled cheese sandwich rebellion? So, it's yummy and not trying to take over the world!

3. When you're hungry, you're going to be able to eat the grilled cheese sandwich, not the robot.

Three reasons an advertisement is better than a clock.

1. Advertisement's jingles can get stuck in your head in a way a clock's time can't.
2. An advertisement doesn't have the option to blare you awake in the morning.
3. An advertisement can be funny, clever, or heart-warming, but a clock is emotionless.

Three reasons why carpet is better than a solar eclipse.

1. You can enjoy carpet every single day
2. Carpet is squishy on your feet
3. You can fall asleep on comfortable carpet

Three reasons why Dancing is better than Singing.

1. You don't have to worry about being off-key while dancing.
2. Dancing tends to be better exercise than singing.
3. Dancing doesn't put a strain on your vocal cords.

Three reasons why spoons are better than light bulbs.

1. Spoons (if made of metal) don't break when you sit on them. Bend they may, but break they do not.
2. No-one ever boasts they were born with a silver light-bulb in their mouth.
3. No-one cracks tedious, unfunny "How many people does it take to change a spoon" jokes.

Three reasons why DVD players are better than false moustaches.

1. DVD players play a variety of movies and TV shows.
2. DVD players are unlikely to be used as a disguise by a villainous character.
3. DVD players are less likely to be irritating than false moustaches.

Three reasons why tablecloths are better than flashlights.

1. Tablecloths can be dramatically draped around one's shoulders when one is need of a cloak or cape. Unfortunately, flashlights are only useful for blinding someone so that they can't see that you don't have a cloak on.
2. Tablecloths can have pretty patterns on them, which are nice to look at.
3. Tablecloths can also be used to create a 'blanket' fort, since they bear a resemblance to the aforementioned cloth.

Three reasons why window blinds are better than chalk.

1. Window blinds help keep out the sun.
2. Window blinds on a chalkboard doesn't set people's teeth on edge as much as chalk on a chalkboard.
3. Window blinds don't melt when left out in the rain.

Three reasons why flashlights are better than greeting cards.

1. Flashlights can light up dark areas, but even greeting cards with lights are way too dim.
2. Flashlights are normally strictly utilitarian, but greeting cards often dredge up memories of those old friends one misses dearly.
3. If you leave a flashlight in the back seat of your car, it usually emerges no worse for wear, but greeting cards tend to get bent and soggy.

Three reasons why towels are better than shoe laces.