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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Lady Courage » Jul 01, 2013 7:40 am

Wait THIS ISN'T EVEN A JOKE! ...Well, now it is... :P

1. FOXES ARE CUTER THAN LETTERS. Like seriously.
2. Firefox doesn't have annoying commercials on TV.
3. Firefox can have cutely annoying animated themes that blink at you maddeningly. :x

3 Reasons why butter is better than "I Can't Believe it's not Butter!"
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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Aslanisthebest » Jul 01, 2013 8:57 am

1. Butter is real and healthier, whereas ICBINB is some kind of vegetable spread, which isn't bad for those who are lactose-intolerant, but it is a bit unhealthier, I beelieve.
2. Butter can be churned out of whipped cream, but I have no idea how to make ICBINB.
3. It's easier to type "butter." (though it is fun to say "ICBINB")

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Ryadian » Jul 01, 2013 1:05 pm

(Narnian_Badger--I was kind of wondering if anyone would refer to that show! :P ;) )

1. Sand paper serves a unique purpose, whereas anything you can do with construction paper, you can do with anything else you find in a craft store. :P
2. Sand paper can be reused more than once, whereas you either cut up or write on construction paper.
3. Sand paper has a more interesting texture.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby stargazer » Jul 01, 2013 2:41 pm

1. Males can carry calculators with no fear of embarrassment. ;))
2. Purses don't do well with numbers.
3. Calculators are usually less expensive.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby 7chronicles » Jul 01, 2013 3:27 pm

1. You can stretch your fingers.
2. You can write letters to your family
3. You can't get bruises while using your keyboard.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby UltimateSchweetWarrior » Jul 01, 2013 5:02 pm

1. Dragons are cool.
2. Dragons breath fire.
3. Dragons have scales.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby AstroWolfD » Jul 01, 2013 5:54 pm

1. Turnips never bear bad news :P

2. Turnips don't require ink, therefore are better for the environment

3. Turnips can be grown organically

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby 7chronicles » Jul 01, 2013 5:57 pm

1. Can call your family

2. Your fingers don't get sticky

3. You can take pictures

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Narnian_Badger » Jul 02, 2013 8:27 am

1. They're alive
2. They won't get all musty
3. They're traditional, even if they always suck on their paws. :P

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 03, 2013 3:06 am

1. Rules to be obeyed without question aren't alway fair
2. People who expect instant obedience are not always well intentioned.
3. There is always a good and a bad reason for everything.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Dinode » Jul 03, 2013 9:12 am

1. You get exercise.
2. If there is sun you get vitamin D.
3. It's a good way to wait for a good show.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby 7chronicles » Jul 03, 2013 10:15 am

1. You do what is right.

2. You are not at fault.

3. You don't hurt someone else.

3 reasons why seeing a movie in theaters for the first time is better then seeing it at home.
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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby TheGentleWarrior » Jul 03, 2013 10:45 am

1. Because you get the GOOD popcorn at theatres. The buttery, salty, unhealthy stuff that you can't replicate at home! ;)
2. It's more exciting sitting in a dark theatre, waiting for what seems like five hours worth of previews in order to see the movie.
3. You get to see it on a screen far larger than your television at home!

Three reasons why sinking in a boat is better than sitting in a hot air balloon with a hole in it. :P
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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Aslanisthebest » Jul 03, 2013 10:52 am

1. When you're sinking in a boat, you can hope to break the boat on a sharp rock in order to stay afloat and find land. You can not do that when suspended in air.
2. You can swim in water if the boat sinks, whereas you can not swim in air...
3. Losing a boat is less expensive than losing a hot air balloon (though I doubt finances would be on my mind in either problem.)

Three reasons why staying up late is better than getting up early. ;)
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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Ryadian » Jul 03, 2013 11:23 am

1. If you stay up late, then you can go to bed when you get tired. If you get up early, then you're tired, but you have to get up anyways.
2. Things are just funnier if you stay up until 2 AM.
3. Usually, getting up early isn't an option; staying up late is.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby 7chronicles » Jul 03, 2013 11:24 am

1. The sound.

2. Its refreshing to dip your feet in.

3. It tastes good

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