by NarnianMonkey » Oct 21, 2015 11:10 am
1. Eyepatches can be used to block out light on an eye that hurts. Just TRY doing that with milk. It won't work. Therefore, eyepatches are better.
2. Eypatches look cool. Milk doesn't. Therefore, eyepatches are better
3. People with eyepatches frighten Jrdlkrnrnr. That results in Jrdlkrnrnr hating eyepatches, and they hate people too. Also, Jrdlkrnrnr gain superpowers when drinking milk, meaning they like milk. Therefore, that must mean that milk hates people, and that eyepatches like them, and that, therefore, eyepatches are better. (This also officially makes the Jrdlkrnrnr what is known as a "running gag". XD)
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