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Re: Three Reasons

Postby stargazer » Jul 26, 2014 12:11 pm

1. Goats never interrupt swimmers or boaters
2. Goats provide nutritious milk.
3. Goats can keep your grass cut short.

Three reasons mountains are better than ice cream.
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Re: Three Reasons

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 26, 2014 4:40 pm

1. Climbing mountains burns calories.
2. Mountains will last your lifetime; a tub of ice cream MIGHT last a week. ;))
3. Mountains don't melt in the sun.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 27, 2014 3:38 pm

1. Trees provide shade, shelter, edible nuts and fruit, unlike laptops
2. Trees are a beautiful renewable resource run on solar power, unlike laptops which can only photograph them.
3. Trees can be harvested to provide fuel, building materials, food and medicine.

Three reasons why crossword puzzles are better than cats.
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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » Jul 27, 2014 4:51 pm

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Ryadian » Jul 28, 2014 11:05 am

1. Crossword puzzles don't require having their litter boxes changed.
2. Crossword puzzles won't decide to walk away from you when you want to play with them.
3. Crossword puzzles won't sit on your computer when you're trying to use it or walk across your keyboard. ;)

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 28, 2014 12:32 pm

1. Apples make a nice crunch sound when you eat them.
2. You can't use a keyboard for pie filling.
3. A keyboard orchard doesn't sound like a very pastoral scene.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Ryadian » Jul 28, 2014 1:10 pm

1. A story about an ugly duckling is much more interesting than an ugly kazoo.
2. The sounds ducks make aren't nearly as annoying.
3. Ducks can be really pretty; I've never seen a pretty kazoo.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 28, 2014 2:51 pm

1. You can use paper for doodling.
2. You can fold a piece of paper into a paper airplane.
3. Origami!!!

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 28, 2014 3:01 pm

1. Juiceboxes provide nourishment and a variety of flavors
2. Juiceboxes come with entertaining little straws!
3. Juicebox packaging can be turned into fashion purses

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 28, 2014 4:27 pm

1.Origami is a far more economical and cost-effective activity than sailing.
2.Origami does not involve being dunked in the middle of the ocean or anywhere else where a sailing boat might capsize.
3.Origami can be pursued at any time, any place and in all weathers, unlike using a sailing boat.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby stargazer » Jul 28, 2014 6:11 pm

1. Ever try to teach an economics textbook to fetch?
2. Dogs miss you when you're gone and usually meet you at the door when you return; econ textbooks just sit on the shelf.
3. Curling up with a dog on your lap just sounds better than trying to relax with a textbook.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 28, 2014 6:53 pm

!. A vuvuzela won't sink ships, unlike an iceberg
2. A vuvuzela can be played all year round, unlike an iceberg.
3. Learning to play a vuvuzela is more entertaining than being stuck on an iceberg.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Ryadian » Jul 29, 2014 10:34 am

1. A golf club is much, much more portable.
2. A golf club doesn't require electricity to work.
3. You're not likely to ever forget about the laundry you left in your golf club!

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 29, 2014 10:40 am

1. Breakfast can include yummy things like bacon and waffles.
2. You can enjoy breakfast even if you've twisted your ankle.
3. You need breakfast in order to have the energy for dancing!

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Ryadian » Jul 29, 2014 10:53 am

1. Flip-flops are much more comfortable to wear.
2. Flip-flops are much easier to put on.
3. Flip-flops are probably going to be much prettier.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 29, 2014 11:24 am

1. Duct tape can be used to repair notebooks.
2. Duct tape can (apparently) be used to make warts go away.
3. The "duct" part calls to mind cute, web-footed and feathered friends.

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