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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby starkat » Jul 27, 2013 3:33 pm

1) Otters have personality
2) Otters can swim
3) Otters have fur


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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jul 27, 2013 5:06 pm

1. Cake has many different textures
2. Cake cannot give you brain freeze
3. You don't have to refrigerate/freeze cake.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 28, 2013 12:39 am

1. Drums can be transported around, unlike petunias
2. Drums offer a good and entertaining musical accompaniment to occasions ranging from church services to a rock band, unlike petunias
3. Drums are a fixed part of a military occasion, since they mark out the beat for soldiers to march to.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Varnafinde » Jul 28, 2013 4:51 pm

1. Bagpipes make better sounds when you blow them (some might debate this :p )
2. A band can carry bagpipes to play them (it would look silly if they were carrying turnips)
3. Bagpipes last longer

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby UltimateSchweetWarrior » Jul 28, 2013 5:16 pm

1. Tournaments don't melt.
2. Sometimes it's hard to pick what flavor of ice cream you want. That isn't really a problem with tournaments.
3. Tournaments can be fun to compete in, whereas competing in ice cream would just be messy.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 28, 2013 5:26 pm

1. Peanut does not use up electricity, unlike light bulbs
2. Peanut butter staves off starvation, unlike light bulbs
3. Peanut butter can be a nice flavouring both as a staple and in confectionery.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Aravanna » Jul 31, 2013 9:27 pm

1. People wearing kilts look better than people wearing kettledrums on most days.
2. If you're a spy or ninja, a room full of kits is probably easier and quieter to navigate than a room full of kettledrums (that's assuming the kilts aren't being worn by angry Scots with great-swords.)
3. Kilts are easier to pack on high school band trips and almost as useful.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » Aug 14, 2013 8:13 pm

1. Planning a trip makes you exercise your brain, while standing on the edge of a cliff does not.
2. Planning a trip is less painful than falling over the edge of a cliff.
3. Planning a trip should be less dizzying than standing on the edge of a cliff.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby stargazer » Aug 17, 2013 12:41 pm

1. Bananas taste better.
2. Bananas provide nutrition and energy; dirty socks are just hard to chew.
3. Banana peels can be used for that classic slapstick tripping gag; dirty socks just scare people away.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby King_Erlian » Aug 19, 2013 4:45 am

1. You can carry a leaf in your pocket.
2. Leaves are never late.
3. It's easier to make a leaf out of wrought iron than a train.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » Aug 22, 2013 7:53 pm

1. A bath can be very relaxing, likely more so than a reality tv show.
2. A bath doesn't generally humiliate people like reality tv shows can.
3. You come out clean from a bath.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Aslanisthebest » Aug 30, 2013 12:56 pm

1. You can be very creative with a sewing machine.
2. A dime will always just be worth $0.10... but with a sewing machine, you can make an infinite amount of money selling what you buy.
3. Sewing machines are more complex than dimes.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » Sep 02, 2013 3:22 pm

1. You can use highlighters to take down important messages.
2. Highlighters don't bounce away from you the same way table tennis balls do.
3. Highlighters are more conveniently carried in pockets and purses.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby wolfloversk » Sep 04, 2013 10:17 pm

1. Chickens are cuter.
2. Dust clouds can cause severe respiratory problems.
3. Chickens can keep you company.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby TheGentleWarrior » Sep 12, 2013 5:01 pm

1. Horses can be kept as a pet, zebras cannot.
2. You can ride horses.
3. Horses can be great companions, zebras... not so much. :P

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » Sep 28, 2013 3:43 pm

1. Fire gives you light and winter boots don't.
2. Fire can be used to cook, while winter boots can't.
3. Fire will be of more use keeping you warm on a cold night than winter boots.

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