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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Dinode » Jul 19, 2013 7:29 pm

1. It's easier to make an apostrophe than an ax.
2. It's harder to hurt someone with an apostrophe.
3. How on Earth could you steal an apostrophe?

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby 7chronicles » Jul 20, 2013 12:13 am

1. You can fight off goblins with an axe ;)

2. You can cut wood for a campfire.

3. They are handy in emergencies.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby coracle » Jul 20, 2013 1:11 am

1. A beaver doesn't use electricity so it is cheaper

2. A beaver can provide food and shelter.

3. A beaver can cope with large amounts of cold water.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 20, 2013 2:01 am

1. A bicycle is more comfortable to sit on and to ride for some distance, unlike a skateboard
2. A bicycle has brakes and headlights, unlike a skateboard, so is safer to use at night.
3. As traffic, bicycles are safer to use on the road, and often have their own roads to use.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Dinode » Jul 20, 2013 12:14 pm

1. A bicycle doesn't use gas.
2. You are more likely to get at least part of the way to your destination on a bike.
3. I've never heard of a place where bikes are illegal.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby shastastwin » Jul 20, 2013 2:05 pm

1. Thumbing a lift will probably have nicer smells.
2. Thumbing a lift doesn't involve livestock 90% of the time.
3. Thumbing a lift can allow you to meet interesting people.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Aslanisthebest » Jul 20, 2013 5:15 pm

1. Hunting for a snipe could take you on an unexpected adventure in an unusual transportation device.
2. Hunting for a snipe gives you exercise, while drinking cherry cola does exactly the opposite.
3. Hunting for a snipe has a purpose, but cherry cola is just ... cherry cola.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Aravanna » Jul 20, 2013 6:47 pm

1. A deck of cards is less likely to be swiped by airport security than a nail file.
2. A deck of cards offers some nice entertainment for anywhere between 1 to 8 people. A nail file can only entertain one person at a time, and only if they really like filing their nails.
3. A deck of cards is a much safer thing to carry if you're going up against Magneto (although if you're going up against Gambit, I'd recommend the nail file.)

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby TheGentleWarrior » Jul 20, 2013 10:12 pm

1. You can eat canned tuna.
2. Canned tuna will also feed your cat, a trombone won't.
3. Canned tuna is not as expensive as a trombone.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Ryadian » Jul 21, 2013 12:15 pm

1. Lamps provide light
2. You don't have to change a lamp's litter box or feed it.
3. You probably won't be heartbroken if something happens to the lamp.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby shastastwin » Jul 22, 2013 6:34 am

1. T-shirts cover more skin.
2. T-shirts can display fandoms and slogans.
3. T-shirts are cool. B-)

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Varnafinde » Jul 25, 2013 1:14 pm

1. You chew the chewing gum, the termites chew things on their own.
2. The chewing gum tastes better than the termites (at least according to my expectations).
3. Chewing gum can be used for art - you can chew small pieces in different colors and stick them on a background as a sort of pointillist paintings (I've actually seen a series of such pictures in an art gallery :-o )

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby TheGentleWarrior » Jul 25, 2013 3:51 pm

1. Bread crumbs will add flavour to a meal, sports events don't.
2. Bread crumbs are far cheaper than a sports event.
3. You can make meatballs with breadcrumbs, so far you can't with sports events. :P

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 26, 2013 5:05 am

1. Unlike oysters, dolls don't go bad within a couple of days of purchase
2. Unlike oysters, dolls can be dressed and made to look eye-catching
3. Unlike oysters, dolls won't give you food poisoning.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jul 26, 2013 8:29 pm

1. Exercise bikes can help you stay in good shape.
2. Exercise bikes cannot prick your fingers
3. Brooches are much more easily lost than exercise bikes.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Varnafinde » Jul 27, 2013 3:23 pm

1. Coffee tastes better than binoculars.
2. Coffee can help you to wake up in the morning - binoculars provide no such help.
3. Coffee can be poured into a coffee mug, binoculars cannot.

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