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Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » May 02, 2013 5:01 pm

Welcome to another game! :)

The first person starts off with two things that are completely unrelated, and then the second person gives three funny reasons why the first is better than the second, and posts a new set of unrelated things. The third person posts three reasons why the first is better than the second, and then another set of unrelated things. And so on and so forth. ;))

RULES:
1. Be creative!
2. The two items must be unrelated - the less similarities there are, the better!
3. General forum rules apply.


EXAMPLE:
Person 1: Three Reasons why toothpaste is better than a dog
Person 2:
1. It doesn't give you sulky looks when you forget to feed it ... come to think of it, you don't have to feed it.
2. You don't have to take your teeth for a walk, or run around the house madly trying to get it on the leash.
3. If you get a tube of toothpaste you don't like, you're only stuck with it for a couple of days.
Three reasons why a dog is better than snow cones.
Person 3:
1. They last a lot longer!
2. They don't give you brain freeze!
3. They give you a lot of love!
Three reasons why snow cones are better than clocks.
Person 4:
1. They taste a whole lot better!
2. They cool you off in the summer!
3. I've never met a snow cone I didn't like!
Three reasons why candy is better than tables.

Have fun! :)

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby wolfloversk » May 03, 2013 8:43 am

-You can grow plants in dirt and you need plants to live.
-You stand on dirt so it keeps you from being burned in magma
-Dirt lasts longer

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ramagut » May 03, 2013 1:46 pm

1. Cougars don't howl
2. Cougars are just big kitty cats
3. Cougars tails are longer and prettier

3 reasons why chairs are better than chocolate
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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » May 03, 2013 1:57 pm

1. Chairs don't melt when you sit on them
2. People don't usually try to eat your chairs
3. No one is allergic to chairs

Three reasons why windows are better than nails.
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Re: Three Reasons

Postby TheGentleWarrior » May 04, 2013 9:15 pm

1. You can't accidently drive over a window and puncture your tire.
2. Windows don't rust.
3. Windows look far nicer.

Three reasons why waffles are better than fireplaces.
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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ramagut » May 05, 2013 1:54 pm

1. The flames with waffles are usually smaller.
2. Logs don't taste nearly as good with syrup.
3. Waffles are much tastier.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby stargazer » May 05, 2013 2:43 pm

1. It's much more photogenic.
2. It's hard to imagine a tourist attraction called Milk National Park.
3. It doesn't have a 'best if used by' date.

Three reasons why chocolate is better than an oak tree.
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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » May 05, 2013 2:46 pm

1. Chocolate is easier to eat than oak.
2. Chocolate melts better than a tree.
3. You can decorate cakes better with chocolate than with oak.

Three reasons why cookbooks are better than noodles.
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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ramagut » May 06, 2013 8:15 pm

1. The recipes are hard to follow on noodles, because the ink runs.
2. Noodles won't stand up on a shelf.
3. Noodles can't be found in bookstores!

Three reasons why old movies are better than rain.
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Re: Three Reasons

Postby UltimateSchweetWarrior » May 08, 2013 4:47 pm

1. Old movies don't make it darker outside.
2. Old movies don't make the slides and swings at the playground wet.
3. I've never heard of a flood being caused by old movies.

Three reasons cupcakes are better than math books.