Three Reasons

[SummerSnow]

1. Pudding tastes a lot better than a baseball.
2. It hurts a lot less if you get hit by a pudding rather than a baseball.
3. It's squishy and is fun to poke.

Three reasons why an empty water bottle is better than a ceiling fan.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

1. An empty water bottle won't make you overly cold.
2. An empty water bottle can be used for carrying liquids.
3. An empty water bottle won't make you dizzy if you stare at it.

Three reasons why a broken watch is better than a hammer.

[Ryadian]

1. You're not likely to accidentally hurt someone with a broken watch.
2. A broken watch can still tell time (even though it's only accurate twice a day ).
3. A broken watch fits on your writs better.

Three reasons why elephants are better than backpacks.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

1. An elephant can carry a hundred backpacks.
2. An elephant has an excellent memory; backpacks have none.
3. An elephant's trunk can be used as an impromptu watering hose.

Three reasons why colored pencils are better than yogurt.

[Ryadian]

1. You can make a lot more crafts with colored pencils than with yogurt.
2. Colored pencils don't get used up as quickly.
3. Colored pencils come in a lot more colors.

Three reasons why note cards are better than phones.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

1. You can use them to send someone a thoughtful, hand-written note.
2. Note cards can't be bugged, unless we're talking real bugs.
3. You can doodle on them!

Three reasons why caterpillars are better than socks.

[stargazer]

1. Caterpillars give us beautiful moths and butterflies. Socks...don't.
2. Kids love looking at caterpillars and butterflies more than socks.
3. Caterpillars provide food for other animals, none of which would eat a sock.

Three reasons planets are better than music.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

1. You can admire them through a telescope; you can't see music at all.
2. You can feel like an activist by protesting Pluto's fall from planetdom.
3. You can live on one (with the right kind of atmosphere, et cetera); you can't turn pure sound waves into a home.

Three reasons why piles of leaves are better than televisions.

[Ryadian]

1. You can jump into a pile of leaves.
2. Piles of leaves are much cheaper, and easier to assemble.
3. Piles of leaves don't require electricity to have entertainment value.

Three reasons why glasses (the kind you drink out of) are better than dragons.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

1. Glasses don't breathe fire on you.
2. You can see through them and pretend they're a telescope.
3. You can use them for drinking juice!

Three reasons why sunbeams are better than trashcans.

[Ryadian]

1. Trashcans tends to smell, but sunbeams will never have that problem.
2. Sunbeams can make a day seem more cheery.
3. You will never, ever, have to take out the sunbeams.

Three reasons why bowls are better than video games.

[waggawerewolf27]

1. Indoor bowls allow people to socialize face-to-face whatever the weather, unlike video games
2. Lawn bowls allow people to get fresh air and fitness whilst they socialise
3. Mixing bowls allow hungry owners to prepare food for themselves, unlike video games

Three reasons why a bag of potatoes is better than a golf ball.

[stargazer]

1. It's really hard to make French fries out of golf balls.
2. Golf balls don't taste good even with added condiments such as ketchup or vinegar.
3. Potatoes contain valuable nutrients; golf balls are just hard to eat.

Three reasons why rainbows are better than jet liners.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

1. Rainbows brighten up a rainy day.
2. Rainbows are more colorful.
3. Rainbows might lead you to a pot of gold or some Lucky Charms.

Three reasons why thunder is better than lightning.

[Ryadian]

1. Thunder is easier to represent in an audio drama/music/etc. than lightning.
2. Thunder can't kill you.
3. Thunder gives you warning that a storm is coming, regardless of whether you're facing the right direction or not.

Three reasons why cats are better than toasters.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

1. They're soft and cute!
2. They star in hilarious YouTube videos.
3. They never burn your toast.

Three reasons why clogs are better than cookies.