Three Reasons
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Towels can be used to dry dishes, while shoe laces cannot.
2. Towels can be used as bibs on small children, while shoe laces cannot.
3. Towels don't tend to break the same way shoe laces can.
Three reasons why pretzels are better than remote controls.
2. Towels can be used as bibs on small children, while shoe laces cannot.
3. Towels don't tend to break the same way shoe laces can.
Three reasons why pretzels are better than remote controls.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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Re: Three Reasons
1. You can eat pretzels while watching something on the TV without any harm, but if you eat the remote, then you'll have to get up, walk all the way over to switch the channels or change the volume.
2. Pretzels are interesting to look at because of the neat designs, but remote controls are pretty boring to look at.
3. You have to have a TV to use a remote control, but pretzels are good on their own.
Three reasons why mirrors are better than plans.
2. Pretzels are interesting to look at because of the neat designs, but remote controls are pretty boring to look at.
3. You have to have a TV to use a remote control, but pretzels are good on their own.
Three reasons why mirrors are better than plans.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Plans have to be made and then carried out, whereas mirrors simply sit or hang in their place, effortlessly.
2. Mirrors usually show a clear view of reality, whereas plans often get muddled and changed, making life less clear.
3. Mirrors can be bought in stores. Plans have to be made by hand!
Three reasons why gummy worms are better than paper manufacturers.
2. Mirrors usually show a clear view of reality, whereas plans often get muddled and changed, making life less clear.
3. Mirrors can be bought in stores. Plans have to be made by hand!
Three reasons why gummy worms are better than paper manufacturers.
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Sonny - Posts: 583
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Gummy worms taste better than paper manufacturers.
2. Gummy worms fit better in a pocket than paper manufacturers.
3. Gummy worms are more fun to play with than paper manufacturers.
Three reasons why softballs are better than pencils.
2. Gummy worms fit better in a pocket than paper manufacturers.
3. Gummy worms are more fun to play with than paper manufacturers.
Three reasons why softballs are better than pencils.
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. You can throw a softball with less concern about it getting lodged in someone's face.
2. If you play catch with your dog with a softball, it'll come back in better condition than a pencil would.
3. Pencils are fragile - you can snap a pencil with your bare hands. I'd like to see you do that with a softball.
Three reasons why clocks are better than jet planes.
2. If you play catch with your dog with a softball, it'll come back in better condition than a pencil would.
3. Pencils are fragile - you can snap a pencil with your bare hands. I'd like to see you do that with a softball.
Three reasons why clocks are better than jet planes.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Clocks tend to keep time while jet planes tend to run off-schedule.
2. Clocks are much easier to afford than jet planes.
3. Anyone can operate a clock, whereas you need a special license to operate a jet plane.
Three reasons why bookmarks are better than sausages.
2. Clocks are much easier to afford than jet planes.
3. Anyone can operate a clock, whereas you need a special license to operate a jet plane.
Three reasons why bookmarks are better than sausages.
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Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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Re: Three Reasons
1. If you put a sausage between the pages of a book and close it, you end up with a horrible sticky mess.
2. A bookmark can be a cheap, easily-transportable and lasting souvenir of a place you visit.
3. Too many sausages is bad for your health. You can't have too many bookmarks.
Three reasons why underground railways are better than carpets.
2. A bookmark can be a cheap, easily-transportable and lasting souvenir of a place you visit.
3. Too many sausages is bad for your health. You can't have too many bookmarks.
Three reasons why underground railways are better than carpets.
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King_Erlian - Posts: 1663
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Underground railways transport you somewhere; carpets do not.
2. It usually less expensive to ride an underground train than to buy a carpet.
3. Underground railways are more exciting than carpets.
Three reasons why books are better than lollipops.
2. It usually less expensive to ride an underground train than to buy a carpet.
3. Underground railways are more exciting than carpets.
Three reasons why books are better than lollipops.
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Books (figuratively) transport you somewhere else.
2. Books do not get sticky when licked.
3. Books are better for your health than lollipops.
Three reasons why sisters are better than shoes.
2. Books do not get sticky when licked.
3. Books are better for your health than lollipops.
Three reasons why sisters are better than shoes.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Sisters are more fun than shoes.
2. Sisters don't wear out like shoes do.
3. Sisters can play games with you, but shoes can't.
Three reasons why kites are better than antlers.
2. Sisters don't wear out like shoes do.
3. Sisters can play games with you, but shoes can't.
Three reasons why kites are better than antlers.
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Kites can be removed from your head easily, unlike wearing antlers
2. You can play with someone else's kite on a windy day, if they give you permission, but antlers have to stay with their owners
3. Kites are simply made from mainly non-organic materials, unlike bony antlers mounted on the wall.
Three reasons why platypuses are better than cricket bats
2. You can play with someone else's kite on a windy day, if they give you permission, but antlers have to stay with their owners
3. Kites are simply made from mainly non-organic materials, unlike bony antlers mounted on the wall.
Three reasons why platypuses are better than cricket bats
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Re: Three Reasons
1. There is a platypus song that gets stuck in your head. I have yet to hear any songs about cricket bats, much less a catchy one.
2. You can find platypus in nature, but when was the last time you observed a cricket bat in its natural habitat?
3. Platypus is just a tiny bit more fun to say than cricket bat.
Three reasons why rhubarb pie is better than a bonfire.
2. You can find platypus in nature, but when was the last time you observed a cricket bat in its natural habitat?
3. Platypus is just a tiny bit more fun to say than cricket bat.
Three reasons why rhubarb pie is better than a bonfire.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Rhubarb pie is edible while a bonfire is not.
2. Rhubarb pie is much easier to deal with in the summer than a bonfire.
3. It's a lot easier to take a rhubarb pie to a potluck than a bonfire.
Three reasons why postcards are better than guitars.
2. Rhubarb pie is much easier to deal with in the summer than a bonfire.
3. It's a lot easier to take a rhubarb pie to a potluck than a bonfire.
Three reasons why postcards are better than guitars.
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Postcards don't cost anywhere near as much to buy or to send to friends as do guitars.
2. Old postcards, besides greetings and good wishes, also relay pictorial and even printed information for local historians, unlike guitars.
3. Postcards don't need hearing aids and a course in guitar playing before they can be enjoyed fully.
Three reasons why baseball bats are better than fruit bats (sometimes called flying foxes).
2. Old postcards, besides greetings and good wishes, also relay pictorial and even printed information for local historians, unlike guitars.
3. Postcards don't need hearing aids and a course in guitar playing before they can be enjoyed fully.
Three reasons why baseball bats are better than fruit bats (sometimes called flying foxes).
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Baseball bats can be used to play baseball, whereas it would be inadvisable to play baseball with fruit bats.
2. Baseball bats don't need to be fed.
3. Baseball bats don't tend to fly around in the middle of the night and give you a start.
Three reasons why tigers are better than notebooks.
2. Baseball bats don't need to be fed.
3. Baseball bats don't tend to fly around in the middle of the night and give you a start.
Three reasons why tigers are better than notebooks.
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Tigers are a threatened species which must be treasured and protected, unlike notebooks which even when unused, can breed in dark corners.
2. Tigers are things of beauty and artistry to admire and study for their lovely stripey coats, and for their impossibly gorgeous offspring, unlike even scribbled on notebooks.
3. Tigers in the wild, unlike the manufacture of notebooks and other goods, don't add to the world's deforestation.
Three reasons why knitting needles are better than poker machines
2. Tigers are things of beauty and artistry to admire and study for their lovely stripey coats, and for their impossibly gorgeous offspring, unlike even scribbled on notebooks.
3. Tigers in the wild, unlike the manufacture of notebooks and other goods, don't add to the world's deforestation.
Three reasons why knitting needles are better than poker machines
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