Three Reasons

[Meltintalle]

1. A cardigan is cheaper than a flight to New York
2. Cardigans keep you warm without exercise
3. Cardigans are tasteful in their appearance

Three reasons why dandelions are better than soap bubbles.

[Varnafinde]

1. Dandelions stay pretty for longer than soap bubbles
2. You can pick dandelions and put them in a vase
3. Dandelions will come back next year without the need for any effort on your part

Three reasons why a bath tub is better than a concert.

[stargazer]

1. A bath tub offers lots of privacy.
2. You can sing there without fear of being panned by critics.
3. Attendance is a lot more affordable.

Three reasons why a superhighway is better than an African violet.

[waggawerewolf27]

1. A superhighway gets you to wherever you are wanting to go in a hurry.
2. A superhighway is usually built because it is necessary for the general good, after heaps of environmental impact statements to say it is safe.
3. African violets are not native to anywhere outside of Africa but can still be grown in places away from superhighways.

Three reasons why a restaurant meal is better than a gift card.

[King_Erlian]

1. You can't lose a restaurant meal down the back of a sofa. (I've done this more than once with gift cards.)
2. Restaurant meals can be enjoyable social occasions.
3. A restaurant meal can warm you up on a cold winter's evening.

Three reasons why an apron is better than a ladder.

[Ryadian]

1. You can't hurt yourself by falling off an apron.
2. Aprons are much easier to clean.
3. Aprons are more useful in a kitchen than ladders.

Three reasons why dice are better than cups.

[shastastwin]

1. Dice are smaller and easier to carry.
2. Dice can be used in a multitude of games.
3. Dice can be used to help make difficult decisions like where to eat for dinner.

Three reasons why hugs are better than handshakes.

[TheGentleWarrior]

1. Hugs aren't as formal as a handshake.
2. Hugs help sad people, handshakes are just awkward!
3. Hugs make you feel special and loved.

Three reasons why dirt is better than snowmen.

[DiGoRyKiRkE]

1. Snow melts away when it's warm leaving you very sad and empty
2. Lots of animals live in dirt year round
3. Dirt doesn't fall from the sky (ewww)

Three reasons why circles are better than roses.

[Meltintalle]

1. Circles are easy to draw, especially if you have something round like a cup or glass to trace around
2. Circles don't have prickly thorns
3. Circles can be found year round, indoors and out

Three reasons why an ostrich is better than the ocean.

[shastastwin]

1. You can ride an ostrich.
2. Ostriches are large, flightless birds, and therefore they are cool.
3. Ostriches can run quickly.

Three reasons why oatmeal is better than cement.

[DiGoRyKiRkE]

1. You can eat oatmeal without irrevocable side effects
2. You can easily pick up a container of oatmeal
3. You can grow oatmeal, so if you run out, you can always get more

Three reasons why flashlights are better than pickles

[De_De]

1. They give light
2. They don't go bad
3. They are more practical on a camping trip

Three reasons why guitars are better than lightbulbs

[Ryadian]

1. You can make music with guitars.
2. Guitars don't break as easily.
3. You don't have to replace guitars nearly as often.

Three reasons why note pads are better than lotion.

[Aslanisthebest]

1. Note pads are handy for spur-of-the-moment writing ideas, where as lotion doesn't help a whole lot to preserve a creative flow...
2. If you're stranded, a note pad can be very instrumental in passing time, but lotion sits there unless you need to be moisturized.
3. You can not be allergic to note pads.

Three reasons why markers are better than mutton.

[DiGoRyKiRkE]

1. You can create art with markers
2. You can carry markers with you without dribbling blood everywhere
3. Markers don't need to be slaughtered

Three reasons why apostrophes are better than axes