Three Reasons

[Ryadian]

1. Clogs won't go to waste.
2. Clogs can protect your feet.
3. Wooden clogs are a symbol of Dutch heritage, and my mom's side of the family is Dutch.

Three reasons why grapes are better than plumbing.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

1. You can turn them into wine.
2. You can dehydrate them and turn them into raisins.
3. You can enjoy them as a fresh and delicious snack!

Three reasons why ponies are better than horses.

[waggawerewolf27]

1. Ponies take up less room than a horse
2. Ponies are easier to maintain than a horse
3. Ponies are easier to ride for small people.

Three reasons why a lute is better than a chocolate bar.

[Ryadian]

1. Lutes make beautiful music with which to serenade your friends.
2. Lutes won't make you fatter nor will they do things to your teeth.
3. Lutes will take much, much longer to go back.

Three reasons why glasses (as in, spectacles) are better than telephones.

[Narnian_Badger]

1. If you can't see without glasses, but you can speak without a telephone. 2. The lens on glasses can be used to start a fire if you're cold.
3. Glasses make an excellent Clark-Kent disguise.

Three reasons why badgers are better than the internet.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

1. Badgers have awesome stripe-tastic style.
2. Badgers are loyal and don't go the fritz right when you need them.
3. If they aren't too stubborn, they can be your very own pet.

Three reasons why yogurt is better than ice cream.

[Ryadian]

1. Yogurt is healthier.
2. When you open a pack of yogurt, you don't have to worry about it being frozen solid.
3. Your mom will be less disapproving if you decide to snack on yogurt.

Three reasons why fire is better than lotion.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

1. There wouldn't be liquid lotion without fire.
2. Nobody would get a nice tan without the fiery sun.
3. A crackling fire in wintertime is hard to beat!

Three reasons why jacklopes are better than rabbits.

[waggawerewolf27]

1.Jacklopes don't have a fearsome reputation for overbreeding in favourable conditions.
2.Jacklopes don't compete with native wildlife, sheep and cattle for fragile pastureland, unlike rabbits.
3.Unlike rabbits, the term, Jacklope, is unknown outside of North America.

Three reasons why rabbits are better than cockroaches

[Ryadian]

1. Rabbits are adorable.
2. Rabbits don't crawl into your house or bathroom or creep around or....
3. If cuteness doesn't impress you, rabbits to at least have meat on them and fur worth using. [<--Coming from the owner of a pet rabbit. I just needed a third reason that wasn't already covered. ]

Three reasons why hairbrushes are better than turtles.

[waggawerewolf27]

1. Hairbrushes have practical uses like keeping one's hair tidy and clean, unlike turtles
2. Hairbrush owners don't need a whole lot of information to keep them in good condition and happy, unlike poor little turtles. (just what do you do if you find there is a turtle egg in your backyard?)
3. Hairbrushes are easily replaced if broken, unlike living creatures like turtles.

Three reasons why tortoises are better than hares.

[aileth]

1.Tortoises win races
2.Tortoises have no hair
3.Tortoises don't live in the cemetery, and make people stare at them

Three reasons floods are better than tornadoes

[Meltintalle]

1. They sweep you off your feet
2. You'll never go thirsty
3. You could float into unusual places

Three reasons chipmunks are better than cheese

[aileth]

1.Chipmunks are cuter
2.Chipmunks have nice fur. When cheese has fur, it's nasty
3.Who ever heard of singing cheese?

Three reasons bees are better than flowers

[Meltintalle]

1. Bees are enterprising. Flowers neither sew nor spin.
2. A bee makes a better mascot.
3. Bees discriminate before they strike; flowers prick anyone.

Three reasons flowers are better than candy.

[aileth]

1.Flowers don't rot your teeth
2.Flowers grow on their own
3.Flowers can be pressed and used for cards; squashed candies are just not the thing

Three reasons goats are better than sharks