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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Dinode » May 14, 2013 7:02 pm

1. Leaves are never mistaken for blood.
2. It's less messy jumping in a pile of leaves.
3. Most leaves are green (I like green better).

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Aslanisthebest » May 14, 2013 7:32 pm

1. You can eat ketchup; I think consuming gems would cause some serious indigestion.
2. Ketchup is a good deal cheaper to come across.
3. You can grow more tomatoes to have ketchup, but you can't do the same for gems.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby UltimateSchweetWarrior » May 15, 2013 10:29 am

1. You can use staplers to fix magazines when they get torn.
2. Staplers take up less room than decorative pillows.
3. Staplers are more fun.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » May 16, 2013 7:09 am

1. Computers can allow you to do practically anything
2. Marshmallows are really bad for you ;))
3. Computers are bigger

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby waggawerewolf27 » May 25, 2013 4:17 am

1. Cats make good hotwater bottles
2. Cats make good cushions to cuddle up to
3. Conversations with dandelions are one-way, unlike conversations with cats.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby WinterStar » May 26, 2013 2:20 pm

1. Football gives you more impressive injuries.
2. Mowers are notorious for going crazy and killing people.
3. Mowing the lawn is such a lonely sport.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby SummerSnow » May 26, 2013 2:28 pm

1. They have longer necks which make it much easier to give them a more artistic look.
2. Ballerinas can't stick their heads in the sand and balance, while ostriches can.
3. They have built on tutus.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ramagut » May 29, 2013 2:18 pm

1. They are not snakes.
2. They are not snakes.
3. They are not snakes.


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Re: Three Reasons

Postby stargazer » Jun 01, 2013 10:00 pm

1. Ever try to eat a door at Thanksgiving Dinner (or any other time)?
2. Doors are not nearly as good a source of Vitamin A.
3. You can't grow more doors by planting one in the ground.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Pattertwigs Pal » Jun 03, 2013 5:15 pm

1. Baseball diamonds do not wake you up.
2. You get more exercise running around a baseball diamond than an alarm clock.
3. Baseball diamonds bring people together.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby wolfloversk » Jun 04, 2013 11:43 am

1) Carrots taste awesome when cooked :)
2) rabbits like carrot tops
3) carrot plants give good cover for small critters

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » Jun 07, 2013 2:47 pm

1. It's easier to hug stuffed animals than blankets.
2. Stuffed animals sit upright more easily than blankets.
3. Stuffed animals are better company thank blankets.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Ryadian » Jun 18, 2013 4:50 pm

1. Water bottles are generally cheaper to replace.
2. No one cares if your water bottle doesn't match your outfit. ;)
3. It doesn't matter if the inside of your water bottle gets wet. :P

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby lover of narnia » Jun 18, 2013 6:08 pm

1. You can make clothes with them.
2. One does not have to fuss about them being waxed, washed, and shined.
3. They never get flat tires. ;)

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Ryadian » Jun 23, 2013 1:55 pm

1. Sparkles are significantly cuter.
2. If you throw sparkles on someone, they won't get as upset. ;)
3. If you see a bunch of sparkles descending around you, you expect a fairy. If you see a bunch of rocks descending around you, you expect a rockslide.

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Re: Three Reasons 2PP

Postby Narnian_Badger » Jul 01, 2013 7:14 am

1. A platypus can have a secret identity in a TV show; a rainbow cannot.
2. While rainbows are pretty, platypuses/pi are adorable. And adorable wins any day.
3. A platypus is the only semi-aquatic mammal. Rainbows, however, come in many different forms, so a platypus is far more unique.

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