Three Reasons
Moderator: ValiantArcher
Re: Three Reasons
1. Pudding tastes a lot better than a baseball.
2. It hurts a lot less if you get hit by a pudding rather than a baseball.
3. It's squishy and is fun to poke.
Three reasons why an empty water bottle is better than a ceiling fan.
2. It hurts a lot less if you get hit by a pudding rather than a baseball.
3. It's squishy and is fun to poke.
Three reasons why an empty water bottle is better than a ceiling fan.
My lovely avatar was made by Valia!
-
SummerSnow - The WC Submersible Subterfuge Sub
- Posts: 743
- Joined: Jun 30, 2011
- Location: The TARDIS!
Re: Three Reasons
1. An empty water bottle won't make you overly cold.
2. An empty water bottle can be used for carrying liquids.
3. An empty water bottle won't make you dizzy if you stare at it.
Three reasons why a broken watch is better than a hammer.
2. An empty water bottle can be used for carrying liquids.
3. An empty water bottle won't make you dizzy if you stare at it.
Three reasons why a broken watch is better than a hammer.
Twitter: Rose_the_Dryad
-
The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
- Joined: Aug 21, 2010
- Location: A secret garden
- Gender: Female
Re: Three Reasons
1. You're not likely to accidentally hurt someone with a broken watch.
2. A broken watch can still tell time (even though it's only accurate twice a day ).
3. A broken watch fits on your writs better.
Three reasons why elephants are better than backpacks.
2. A broken watch can still tell time (even though it's only accurate twice a day ).
3. A broken watch fits on your writs better.
Three reasons why elephants are better than backpacks.
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
-
Ryadian - Posts: 12304
- Joined: Jun 10, 2004
- Location: Minnesota, US
- Gender: Female
Re: Three Reasons
1. An elephant can carry a hundred backpacks.
2. An elephant has an excellent memory; backpacks have none.
3. An elephant's trunk can be used as an impromptu watering hose.
Three reasons why colored pencils are better than yogurt.
2. An elephant has an excellent memory; backpacks have none.
3. An elephant's trunk can be used as an impromptu watering hose.
Three reasons why colored pencils are better than yogurt.
Twitter: Rose_the_Dryad
-
The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
- Joined: Aug 21, 2010
- Location: A secret garden
- Gender: Female
Re: Three Reasons
1. You can make a lot more crafts with colored pencils than with yogurt.
2. Colored pencils don't get used up as quickly.
3. Colored pencils come in a lot more colors.
Three reasons why note cards are better than phones.
2. Colored pencils don't get used up as quickly.
3. Colored pencils come in a lot more colors.
Three reasons why note cards are better than phones.
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
-
Ryadian - Posts: 12304
- Joined: Jun 10, 2004
- Location: Minnesota, US
- Gender: Female
Re: Three Reasons
1. You can use them to send someone a thoughtful, hand-written note.
2. Note cards can't be bugged, unless we're talking real bugs.
3. You can doodle on them!
Three reasons why caterpillars are better than socks.
2. Note cards can't be bugged, unless we're talking real bugs.
3. You can doodle on them!
Three reasons why caterpillars are better than socks.
Twitter: Rose_the_Dryad
-
The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
- Joined: Aug 21, 2010
- Location: A secret garden
- Gender: Female
Re: Three Reasons
1. Caterpillars give us beautiful moths and butterflies. Socks...don't.
2. Kids love looking at caterpillars and butterflies more than socks.
3. Caterpillars provide food for other animals, none of which would eat a sock.
Three reasons planets are better than music.
2. Kids love looking at caterpillars and butterflies more than socks.
3. Caterpillars provide food for other animals, none of which would eat a sock.
Three reasons planets are better than music.
But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.
-
stargazer - Posts: 22030
- Joined: Mar 28, 2004
- Location: by a campfire
Re: Three Reasons
1. You can admire them through a telescope; you can't see music at all.
2. You can feel like an activist by protesting Pluto's fall from planetdom.
3. You can live on one (with the right kind of atmosphere, et cetera); you can't turn pure sound waves into a home.
Three reasons why piles of leaves are better than televisions.
2. You can feel like an activist by protesting Pluto's fall from planetdom.
3. You can live on one (with the right kind of atmosphere, et cetera); you can't turn pure sound waves into a home.
Three reasons why piles of leaves are better than televisions.
Twitter: Rose_the_Dryad
-
The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
- Joined: Aug 21, 2010
- Location: A secret garden
- Gender: Female
Re: Three Reasons
1. You can jump into a pile of leaves.
2. Piles of leaves are much cheaper, and easier to assemble.
3. Piles of leaves don't require electricity to have entertainment value.
Three reasons why glasses (the kind you drink out of) are better than dragons.
2. Piles of leaves are much cheaper, and easier to assemble.
3. Piles of leaves don't require electricity to have entertainment value.
Three reasons why glasses (the kind you drink out of) are better than dragons.
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
-
Ryadian - Posts: 12304
- Joined: Jun 10, 2004
- Location: Minnesota, US
- Gender: Female
Re: Three Reasons
1. Glasses don't breathe fire on you.
2. You can see through them and pretend they're a telescope.
3. You can use them for drinking juice!
Three reasons why sunbeams are better than trashcans.
2. You can see through them and pretend they're a telescope.
3. You can use them for drinking juice!
Three reasons why sunbeams are better than trashcans.
Twitter: Rose_the_Dryad
-
The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
- Joined: Aug 21, 2010
- Location: A secret garden
- Gender: Female
Re: Three Reasons
1. Trashcans tends to smell, but sunbeams will never have that problem.
2. Sunbeams can make a day seem more cheery.
3. You will never, ever, have to take out the sunbeams.
Three reasons why bowls are better than video games.
2. Sunbeams can make a day seem more cheery.
3. You will never, ever, have to take out the sunbeams.
Three reasons why bowls are better than video games.
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
-
Ryadian - Posts: 12304
- Joined: Jun 10, 2004
- Location: Minnesota, US
- Gender: Female
Re: Three Reasons
1. Indoor bowls allow people to socialize face-to-face whatever the weather, unlike video games
2. Lawn bowls allow people to get fresh air and fitness whilst they socialise
3. Mixing bowls allow hungry owners to prepare food for themselves, unlike video games
Three reasons why a bag of potatoes is better than a golf ball.
2. Lawn bowls allow people to get fresh air and fitness whilst they socialise
3. Mixing bowls allow hungry owners to prepare food for themselves, unlike video games
Three reasons why a bag of potatoes is better than a golf ball.
-
waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
- Joined: Sep 25, 2009
- Location: Oz
- Gender: Female
Re: Three Reasons
1. It's really hard to make French fries out of golf balls.
2. Golf balls don't taste good even with added condiments such as ketchup or vinegar.
3. Potatoes contain valuable nutrients; golf balls are just hard to eat.
Three reasons why rainbows are better than jet liners.
2. Golf balls don't taste good even with added condiments such as ketchup or vinegar.
3. Potatoes contain valuable nutrients; golf balls are just hard to eat.
Three reasons why rainbows are better than jet liners.
But all night, Aslan and the Moon gazed upon each other with joyful and unblinking eyes.
-
stargazer - Posts: 22030
- Joined: Mar 28, 2004
- Location: by a campfire
Re: Three Reasons
1. Rainbows brighten up a rainy day.
2. Rainbows are more colorful.
3. Rainbows might lead you to a pot of gold or some Lucky Charms.
Three reasons why thunder is better than lightning.
2. Rainbows are more colorful.
3. Rainbows might lead you to a pot of gold or some Lucky Charms.
Three reasons why thunder is better than lightning.
Twitter: Rose_the_Dryad
-
The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
- Joined: Aug 21, 2010
- Location: A secret garden
- Gender: Female
Re: Three Reasons
1. Thunder is easier to represent in an audio drama/music/etc. than lightning.
2. Thunder can't kill you.
3. Thunder gives you warning that a storm is coming, regardless of whether you're facing the right direction or not.
Three reasons why cats are better than toasters.
2. Thunder can't kill you.
3. Thunder gives you warning that a storm is coming, regardless of whether you're facing the right direction or not.
Three reasons why cats are better than toasters.
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
-
Ryadian - Posts: 12304
- Joined: Jun 10, 2004
- Location: Minnesota, US
- Gender: Female
Re: Three Reasons
1. They're soft and cute!
2. They star in hilarious YouTube videos.
3. They never burn your toast.
Three reasons why clogs are better than cookies.
2. They star in hilarious YouTube videos.
3. They never burn your toast.
Three reasons why clogs are better than cookies.
Twitter: Rose_the_Dryad
-
The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
- Joined: Aug 21, 2010
- Location: A secret garden
- Gender: Female
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 35 guests