Three Reasons
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Ponies are less intimidating than horses.
2. Ponies are cuter than horses.
3. Ponies are easier for Hobbits to ride than horses.
Three reasons why doors are better than purses.
2. Ponies are cuter than horses.
3. Ponies are easier for Hobbits to ride than horses.
Three reasons why doors are better than purses.
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Some days you just make soup.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Doors block out unwanted noise more efficiently than purses.
2. If you're a man, you don't feel embarrassed about being seen in public carrying a door.
3. "Aslan Makes A Purse In The Air" would have been a terrible title for the last chapter of "Prince Caspian".
Three reasons why guitars are better than concrete mixers.
2. If you're a man, you don't feel embarrassed about being seen in public carrying a door.
3. "Aslan Makes A Purse In The Air" would have been a terrible title for the last chapter of "Prince Caspian".
Three reasons why guitars are better than concrete mixers.
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Re: Three Reasons
(Lol @ #3. )
1. They create beautiful music.
2. They're light enough for one person to carry.
2. Since they don't spin, they can't make you dizzy.
Three reasons why possums are better than cruise ships.
1. They create beautiful music.
2. They're light enough for one person to carry.
2. Since they don't spin, they can't make you dizzy.
Three reasons why possums are better than cruise ships.
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The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Possums are alive, and unless you're a spider, that automatically makes you better than non-living things.
2. Possums could actually fit inside a room.
3. Possums don't have annoying ads.
Three reasons why snow is better than kites.
2. Possums could actually fit inside a room.
3. Possums don't have annoying ads.
Three reasons why snow is better than kites.
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: Three Reasons
1. While snow does get caught in trees like kites, it comes out a lot easier.
2. Snow can cancel school.
3. It's more beautiful to look at than a kite.
Three reasons why summer is better than popcorn.
2. Snow can cancel school.
3. It's more beautiful to look at than a kite.
Three reasons why summer is better than popcorn.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. You can enjoy popcorn in the summer, but not the other way around.
2. You can plan and go on vacations in the summer.
3. Summer means no school!
Three reasons why root beer is better than monkeys.
2. You can plan and go on vacations in the summer.
3. Summer means no school!
Three reasons why root beer is better than monkeys.
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Root beer doesn't try to steal food from you.
2. Root beer is refreshing on a hot day.
3. Root beer doesn't make loud chattering sounds.
Three reasons why peanut butter is better than jet skis.
2. Root beer is refreshing on a hot day.
3. Root beer doesn't make loud chattering sounds.
Three reasons why peanut butter is better than jet skis.
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The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Peanut butter tastes a lot better.
2. Peanut butter isn't nearly so noisy!
3. It's a lot easier to store peanut butter than jet skis.
Three reasons why forks are better than mountains.
2. Peanut butter isn't nearly so noisy!
3. It's a lot easier to store peanut butter than jet skis.
Three reasons why forks are better than mountains.
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: Three Reasons
1. They're a food delivery system.
2. They can be used as impromptu weapons.
3. They won't send a rock slide or an avalanche down on you.
Three reasons why goats are better than coffee.
2. They can be used as impromptu weapons.
3. They won't send a rock slide or an avalanche down on you.
Three reasons why goats are better than coffee.
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The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
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Re: Three Reasons
1.They taste a lot better
2.They climb a tree instead of making you climb one
3.Hugging a goat is easier
Three reasons why dogs are better than sprinklers
2.They climb a tree instead of making you climb one
3.Hugging a goat is easier
Three reasons why dogs are better than sprinklers
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Re: Three Reasons
1. You can cuddle with a dog without getting wet.
2. A dog can give you puppy eyes and beg, while a sprinkler can not.
3. You can take a walk with a dog, without getting strange looks from others.
Three reasons why mirrors are better than firecrackers.
2. A dog can give you puppy eyes and beg, while a sprinkler can not.
3. You can take a walk with a dog, without getting strange looks from others.
Three reasons why mirrors are better than firecrackers.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. You can use a mirror at 2 AM and not have to worry about disturbing your neighbors.
2. Mirrors are much better at showing you what you look like.
3. Mirrors aren't expended after one use.
Three reasons why snow is better than macaroni.
2. Mirrors are much better at showing you what you look like.
3. Mirrors aren't expended after one use.
Three reasons why snow is better than macaroni.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. You can use it to make snow cream.
2. White Christmases are better than Macaroni Christmases.
3. You don't have to boil it in water to be able to eat it.
Three reasons why cupholders are better than paper airplanes.
2. White Christmases are better than Macaroni Christmases.
3. You don't have to boil it in water to be able to eat it.
Three reasons why cupholders are better than paper airplanes.
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The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Cupholders serve a practical purpose
2. You can't lose cupholders very easily
3. Cupholders are virtually indispensable if you have drinks during car trips.
Three reasons why music is better than lakes.
2. You can't lose cupholders very easily
3. Cupholders are virtually indispensable if you have drinks during car trips.
Three reasons why music is better than lakes.
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: Three Reasons
1. It's really hard to sing along to a lake.
2. Unlike music, it's not a good idea to take a lake along in your car.
3. Sheet music is much cleaner than the algae and other things in a lake.
Three reasons why email is better than light.
2. Unlike music, it's not a good idea to take a lake along in your car.
3. Sheet music is much cleaner than the algae and other things in a lake.
Three reasons why email is better than light.
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Re: Three Reasons
1. Email is read on a computer monitor which gives off its own illumination.
2. Email allows you to connect with your friends.
3. "You've got light!" isn't as popular a phrase as "You've got mail!"
Three reasons why pudding is better than baseballs.
2. Email allows you to connect with your friends.
3. "You've got light!" isn't as popular a phrase as "You've got mail!"
Three reasons why pudding is better than baseballs.
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