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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » Jun 03, 2014 4:52 pm

1. Ponies are less intimidating than horses.
2. Ponies are cuter than horses.
3. Ponies are easier for Hobbits to ride than horses. ;)

Three reasons why doors are better than purses.
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Re: Three Reasons

Postby King_Erlian » Jun 04, 2014 1:42 am

1. Doors block out unwanted noise more efficiently than purses.
2. If you're a man, you don't feel embarrassed about being seen in public carrying a door.
3. "Aslan Makes A Purse In The Air" would have been a terrible title for the last chapter of "Prince Caspian".

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jun 05, 2014 9:47 pm

(Lol @ #3. ;)))

1. They create beautiful music.
2. They're light enough for one person to carry.
2. Since they don't spin, they can't make you dizzy.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Ryadian » Jul 07, 2014 10:25 am

1. Possums are alive, and unless you're a spider, that automatically makes you better than non-living things.
2. Possums could actually fit inside a room.
3. Possums don't have annoying ads.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby SummerSnow » Jul 07, 2014 7:53 pm

1. While snow does get caught in trees like kites, it comes out a lot easier.
2. Snow can cancel school.
3. It's more beautiful to look at than a kite.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Ryadian » Jul 09, 2014 10:52 am

1. You can enjoy popcorn in the summer, but not the other way around.
2. You can plan and go on vacations in the summer.
3. Summer means no school!

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 11, 2014 1:07 pm

1. Root beer doesn't try to steal food from you.
2. Root beer is refreshing on a hot day.
3. Root beer doesn't make loud chattering sounds.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Ryadian » Jul 11, 2014 1:33 pm

1. Peanut butter tastes a lot better.
2. Peanut butter isn't nearly so noisy!
3. It's a lot easier to store peanut butter than jet skis.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 11, 2014 1:40 pm

1. They're a food delivery system.
2. They can be used as impromptu weapons.
3. They won't send a rock slide or an avalanche down on you.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby aileth » Jul 14, 2014 6:46 pm

1.They taste a lot better
2.They climb a tree instead of making you climb one
3.Hugging a goat is easier

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby SummerSnow » Jul 14, 2014 7:17 pm

1. You can cuddle with a dog without getting wet.
2. A dog can give you puppy eyes and beg, while a sprinkler can not.
3. You can take a walk with a dog, without getting strange looks from others.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Ryadian » Jul 15, 2014 9:40 am

1. You can use a mirror at 2 AM and not have to worry about disturbing your neighbors.
2. Mirrors are much better at showing you what you look like.
3. Mirrors aren't expended after one use.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 15, 2014 6:54 pm

1. You can use it to make snow cream.
2. White Christmases are better than Macaroni Christmases.
3. You don't have to boil it in water to be able to eat it.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Ryadian » Jul 15, 2014 8:52 pm

1. Cupholders serve a practical purpose
2. You can't lose cupholders very easily
3. Cupholders are virtually indispensable if you have drinks during car trips.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby stargazer » Jul 16, 2014 12:01 am

1. It's really hard to sing along to a lake.
2. Unlike music, it's not a good idea to take a lake along in your car.
3. Sheet music is much cleaner than the algae and other things in a lake.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 18, 2014 10:38 pm

1. Email is read on a computer monitor which gives off its own illumination.
2. Email allows you to connect with your friends.
3. "You've got light!" isn't as popular a phrase as "You've got mail!"

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